I just realized The Protector was here. Titans, I have to tell you, a great lie has been perpetrated on us all! You might think Protector is here to lead us away from drugs. You might think he's here to tell us not to succumb to peer pressure. You probably even think you could trust him to hold onto your stash while the Ollie's on a rampage after finding you shooting up. NO! You can't!
Why can't you? The Protector is one of the drug dealers I've seen before. He's the guy who taught me how to tie a knot with one hand and my teeth! I went to him when I was at my worst, and he used the power of the media, the power of influence of something I was interested in in order to tell me not to listen to my peers, the Titans, who are all drug-free, strong, friendly individuals, and instead, to just give drugs a chance.
And so here we are. He was the last guy who sold me heroin, and I'll bet he's still dealing. Vote the protector, vote Sundoulos, to eliminate the tower's drug problems!