Topic: If I were rich enough...

[Stogi]

If I were rich enough, I would seriously consider living the life of a super spy. Seriously, I would live the life of James Bond without the super villain. I would obtain fake passports, id's, and even disguises to travel by boat, plane, car or train all around the world. I would hire ambassadors to meet me and detail objectives of my mission.

Why do I need to sneak around if I'm rich and don't need to put myself at risk with fake identification? Because it's bad ass.

Imagine some famous broad that I seduced "stumbling" upon my cache of fake identities. Imagine how great it would be to lie at that point.

One day I would be a superstar playboy from the Emirates. The next day I would be the ex-government official of an obscure island country. The possibilities would be endlessly hilarious.

[BlackNMild2k1]

until you actually get caught up in some real foreign espionage bullshit over a mistaken identity... [/debbie downer]


It would be fun to go around the world booking flights and hotels under fake names and throwing cash around like it ain't nothing though. Making a legend about one of your false identities everywhere you go.

The best part will be when you go back, but this time you've brought friends. All your friends are now confused because the wait staff keep referring to you as Mr. Blankenship or Dr. Pennington (or some countless number of I.D.'s you've used during your travels)and offering you V.I.P. treatment even though you've told your friends that you've never been there before.

[Stogi]

Yeah that's the only problem. If I get caught, I'm fucked. But it's part of the game i guess. And who knows, maybe I'm rich enough to get out of it.

I already do a low budget version of this by going out and using different accents. Like last Saturday, my name was Obi and I used a thick Nigerian accent. Why? Because it's hilarious.

[King of Twitch]

Did you tell them your last name is Hayve

[Stogi]

Hahahaha funny you mention that. That was an impromptu nickname given to me by one of the girls I was talking to.

[ThePerm]

i was trying to post on this earlier, but my internet went down. James Bond isn't rich. He's only paid enough per day to live in fancy hotels, have luxurious meals, dress GQ, and drink the finest wines. I bet he has some pretty miserable down time while he waits for his nest egg to mature while he's off mission.

[BlackNMild2k1]

The stuff he does on mission would be reimbursed and not come out of his actual paycheck, which I would assume was plenty fat. I'm sure he continues the lifestyle, a little toned down, on his off time too.

[EasyCure]

The stuff he does on mission would be reimbursed and not come out of his actual paycheck, which I would assume was plenty fat. I'm sure he continues the lifestyle, a little toned down, on his off time too.

yeah.. like that hotel in License to Kill. What was that, like 2 stars, at best!?

oh..

[ThePerm]

Not all days were great for Bond, being able to travel anywhere means running into the best of the best. I'm betting his interaction with the women of For Your Eyes Only was one of his most interesting experiences.

[BlackNMild2k1]

If I were rich enough.....


I would own this table

[Stogi]

Now you're getting it. But like Quagmire, an assortment of whip cream, strawberries, scented oils, a rubber chicken and a gas mask bong would pop up with it.

[ShyGuy]

When you people day dream about lots of money, do you always deduct a certain percent for taxes?

[BlackNMild2k1]

I assume taxes has already been accounted for when counting my imaginary billions.

[Stogi]

pssh...I don't dream of counting billions. I dream about having an accountant count my billions while desperately waiting to hear the reason why I bought a jetpack.

[ThePerm]

I hired a secretary just so she can keep secrets.

[ShyGuy]

I hired a secretary just so she can keep secrets.

Lewisnky?

[ThePerm]

Lewinsky was an intern, internally

[ShyGuy]

I don't know anything about Lewinsky's internals...

[EasyCure]

hope they're cleaner than her externals