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Offline Stogi

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2011, 07:18:37 PM »
This one is incredibly easy.

A man is talking to a girl at a bar and noticed that her drink has two different shades of lipstick on it. He immediately walks away. Why?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2011, 07:29:57 PM »
Obviously the hygiene of the bar environment is suspect.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2011, 07:32:03 PM »
NOPE
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2011, 07:52:30 PM »
She was the second girl s'ing that d.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2011, 09:24:19 PM »
She's a lush and just picked up the first unclaimed glass she walked by.

That's not dirty enough, is it?

Two girls, one cup

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2011, 12:11:42 AM »
She's a lush and just picked up the first unclaimed glass she walked by.

That's not dirty enough, is it?

Two girls, one cup

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2011, 12:22:39 AM »
I like the 2 girls 1 cup answer, but I need one of my own, so....

A: Because neither of the 2 shades on the cup matched the shade she was wearing.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2011, 01:06:47 AM »
Yup yup. Bustin got it, but BnM I like the creativity. You'll get a point as well.

Told ya that one was easy ;)

BTW if you hadn't noticed, I've been making these up as I go along. That's enough for today. Tomorrow I'll come back with somethin' new.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2011, 10:22:21 PM »
bump nudge

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2011, 11:57:25 PM »
He said tomorrow, mister impatient man...

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2011, 12:17:38 AM »
Yeah, but he said that yesterday. It is tomorrow.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2011, 12:20:52 AM »
Yeah, I've been a bit distracted. I'll bump with a riddle soon enough.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2011, 08:10:04 PM »
I have an interim riddle while we wait;

Whats big, brown, constantly has some green, and always really high?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2011, 08:13:08 PM »
I was gonna say me, but I haven't been high in years.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2011, 08:22:38 PM »
ehh, there's a more obvious answer to this..
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2011, 08:30:22 PM »
But why would I want to state the obvious? Where is the fun in that?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2011, 08:32:25 PM »
because it's purposely not as obvious as I'm leading one to believe
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2011, 09:40:30 PM »
I was going to guess myself as well.



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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2011, 10:30:51 PM »
you were what I thought was the obvious answer, so I tried not to go with that.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2011, 10:32:25 PM »
Redwoods. I assumed more people would guess Stogi..

Perhaps they didn't voice their opinion.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2011, 10:33:07 PM »
I have an interim riddle while we wait;

Whats big, brown, constantly has some green, and always really high?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2011, 10:34:26 PM »
hehe.. maybe ;)
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #47 on: March 09, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »
I was gonna guess a tree, but I fit the answer better.

NEW RIDDLE

A man walking looks down and finds a little box. He immediately knows who to give it to? How?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2011, 01:23:01 AM »
His girl friend, because his dick was in it.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2011, 01:39:38 AM »
Yeah that one was a simple play on words.
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