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Offline Stogi

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Stogi's Riddles
« on: March 07, 2011, 07:53:08 AM »
What's better than taking a dump?



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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2011, 10:15:33 AM »
Taking a dump on a woman's face! Hawt!
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2011, 10:25:00 AM »
A woman taking a dump on another woman's face is hawter. MMMmmm. open that mouth, baby. Tastes like almonds.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2011, 10:36:56 AM »
Snoodling.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2011, 12:18:49 PM »
Giving a dump.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 01:27:25 PM »
What's better than taking a dump?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2011, 01:28:01 PM »
Being on the receiving end of a blumpkin.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2011, 02:40:06 PM »
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2011, 02:53:40 PM »
Being on the receiving end of a blumpkin.

stole my fucking answer gah!

hm.. GIVING a dump?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2011, 03:50:12 PM »
Being on the receiving end of a blumpkin.

stole my fucking answer gah!

hm.. GIVING a dump?
Giving a dump.

steeerike two.

care to try again?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2011, 04:34:15 PM »
You guys are all wrong!

Q: What's better than taking a dump?

A: Taking a massive dump.

That one was easy. I'm going to detract from Kush's and Wiggles score for trying to be too clever. I'm reluctant to give Brandogg the point for his blumpkin comment (which took far too long) but because of the wording of his comment and his snoodling comment, I won't. In fact, I'm going to detract a point because I had to look that **** up.


Riddle #2

Two chicks are giving you head. If you were to close your eyes, how can you tell which tongue belonged to whom?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2011, 04:50:49 PM »
A: What difference does it make?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 04:53:36 PM »
Dude, if you have to look up blumpkins and snoodling, then I deserve bonus points.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2011, 05:00:09 PM »
I had to look up snoodling you ass. I wasn't pleased.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2011, 05:02:17 PM »
I just had to look them both up....

I learn so many things I didn't need to know on the internet. So many things that I wish I never knew on the internet. So many things that didn't have a name before the internet. So many things that didn't exist before the internet.... at least not in my world.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2011, 05:18:31 PM »
Which is scarier? That Brandogg knows so much, or BNM doesn't know enough?

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2011, 05:38:46 PM »
I heard about snoodling on the Howard Stern show like 15 years ago. This dude I used to work with (trust me when I say he speaks the truth) used to get blumpkins from this chick that was basically addicted to giving head. The only way it coudl be better is if you were eating a sandwich or something too.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2011, 06:04:40 PM »
BnM's answer, while good, isn't correct. Keep guessing!
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2011, 06:30:14 PM »
I just had to look them both up....

I learn so many things I didn't need to know on the internet. So many things that I wish I never knew on the internet. So many things that didn't have a name before the internet. So many things that didn't exist before the internet.... at least not in my world.

Not true. I first heard of blumkins from my friends dad who was at least 45 and aside from mechanics, was not at all a techy. For all I know he's still using AOL, just sayin.
Being on the receiving end of a blumpkin.

stole my fucking answer gah!

hm.. GIVING a dump?
Giving a dump.

steeerike two.

care to try again?

BLAH!


Riddle #2

Two chicks are giving you head. If you were to close your eyes, how can you tell which tongue belonged to whom?

easy, remember which was the last one on your balls.

this thread is totally getting locked now, btw, but i'm glad to be a part of it.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2011, 06:33:31 PM »
EHRR WRONG!

Like all riddles, the answer is simpler than you think.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2011, 06:35:47 PM »
the one on the right goes clockwise?
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2011, 06:37:22 PM »
haha what?
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2011, 06:40:24 PM »
no idea.. just in before the locks
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2011, 06:43:10 PM »
Well BnM gets this point for the best answer.

The correct answer is:

Q: Two chicks are giving you head. If you were to close your eyes, how can you tell which tongue belonged to whom?

A: You videotape it.
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Re: Stogi's Riddles
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2011, 06:51:08 PM »
booo!

lol
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.