Topic: Mafia XLVIII: DC Universe. Dead Thread. Series Cancelled.

[that Baby guy]

That's only when you have most of Mxyptlk's powers, and this event isn't happening at that period of time.  Besides, you can't even rid the universe of Batman.  What would grant you the right to name today Thursday?

A.) I did kill Lobo-Batman.  So there.
B.) I'm The Friggin' Joker.  I make my own right.
C.) I killed you on Day 1, remember*?  That makes me the new host.
D.)

*For those who don't know, which is about everyone, I attempted to use my nightly hit to kill thatguy on the first day.  These stuffed shirts were too snobby to allow it to happen, but in my universe, it still did.

See, but even though you killed me on the first day, Khushrenada remained hosting the game.  Since I'm dead, there's no one to run the point shop.  Since I can't redeem your points, you can't come back to life.  You just killed the only man who had a hope of bringing you back to life.  I have to say that's not your best move this game.

[UncleBob]

Still better than killing one of the few remaining townies on one of the last days.

I can't help but suspect that happened on purpose to improve some players' chances of winning prizes. .

[UncleBob]

Votes?  What votes?

[that Baby guy]

I was joking.  I just have a very dry sense of humor.

[ShyGuy]

What's the verdict? Did I win?

[UncleBob]

No, you were killed.  Twice.  That makes you a double loser.

[ShyGuy]

Yeah, I'm sure you will get a prize the way you've been harrassing Khushrenada and thatguy, Those poor, brave mafia admins. I've said before that Khushrenada should be made full time moderator, and I nominate thatguy as well! Fanastic people who managed a fantastic mafia game.

If they could see it in their hearts to reward my brilliant playing with a little prize, who am I to reject it?

[UncleBob]

Yeah, I'm sure you will get a prize the way you've been harrassing Khushrenada and thatguy, Those poor, brave mafia admins. I've said before that Khushrenada should be made full time moderator, and I nominate thatguy as well! Fanastic people who managed a fantastic mafia game.

What's that sucking sound?  Is it your lips to their butts, or is it just an echo from your game play strategy?

[TJ Spyke]

I don't think I will win anything, but I had fun in my first mafia game and will consider doing it again.

[ShyGuy]

Let's layout some of my classic moves this game:

1. I did the closest to closing time vote in mafia history, showing up Unclebob's failed attempt from the night before.
2. I saved the Joker with that amazing tie breaker vote which led to the epic explosion.
3. I misdirected an early vote against vudu with brilliant psychology.
4. I returned from the dead and faked out the Justice league for days.
5. I talked Green Lantern into killing a townie instead of me when he KNEW I was mafia.
6. I did this all with the Weekend at Bernies mafia.

/charlie sheen winning

[UncleBob]

I'll give you #5.  That was pretty amazing.

On the other hand, check me out:
1.) I won a bid for an item with Zero points.  Yeah, that was me.  Aren't I awesome?
2.) I managed to kill both mafia godfathers back-to-back.
3.) I killed as many people as the entire good-guy side did - on my own.
4.) I managed to sweet-talk some idiot into saving me, only to kill him the next day.  I'm that good.
5.) Three people killed, in one day - by me.
6.) Managed to get players to return my points *and* actually give me extra points in return.  Thanks guys.
7.) Kept playing with words, laying hints throughout the threads as to who I was... which was fun.

[Mop it up]

There are no Godfathers in this game. Who are you referring to?