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Offline Flames_of_chaos

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Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« on: January 08, 2011, 01:59:04 PM »



Of all things, Sega has made a gaming device where you control games with your urine! If you don't believe me, look at the official site!


Now you can fire your streams of justice to clean grafitti, using the wind to blow a girl's skirt up, and having epic battles by firing milk out of a nose. Also you can even save your glorious high scores on a USB stick!

Looks like Nintendo lost the innovation race ;) .
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2011, 02:26:23 PM »
I've seen something like this before, so I'm pretty sure Sega wasn't the one to innovate here.

anyway, should be really popular at breweries and bars/clubs.
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 02:50:41 PM »
Indeed, I just found this story from back in 2007: http://boingboing.net/2007/08/08/video-game-you-contr.html  The guys who came up with that one made a racing game you controlled with your urine, and at the end of the game it advertised a taxi service for those too drunk to drive.

Too bad I don't think these types of games would be allowed here.
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 03:24:18 PM »
any STREAMING videos of the games?
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2011, 05:32:19 PM »
Bah Dum Tish!!
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 08:34:38 PM »
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 01:01:06 AM »
Truly an accurate representation of what Sega-Sammy is doing with their money nowadays.
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2011, 08:06:31 AM »
Super Mario Sunshine would be a great game to play on this device.

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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2011, 02:16:34 PM »
Clean is better than dirty, and Urine is meaner than clean!
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 03:45:14 PM »
they dont show it in the picture but im pretty sure inside the potty are segas last 10093243 sonic games........also clearly this is what sega gets involved in rather than oh you know release like a good sega saturn collection or something
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2011, 07:22:30 PM »
Guess there wouldn't be any "Hands-on" impressions.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2011, 08:22:32 PM »
Not really sure you would want to put your "hands on" it, and I'm pretty sure that most of the pics will be direct feed... for privacy concerns.
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Re: Sega's new hardware is........Toylet
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 01:41:41 AM »
I wonder how female gamers feel about this discrimination. GP? Mop? Karlie?
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 06:05:48 PM »
They can just buy an adapter.
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2011, 05:23:39 PM »
games girls dont get to play
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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2011, 09:25:44 PM »
Quote from: ShyGuy on January 16, 2011, 01:41:41 AM
I wonder how female gamers feel about this discrimination. GP? Mop? Karlie?

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