Guh. I should have remembered from my Black Wii, how not-fun setting up the Wii is.
First, I have to figure out, exactly, how to get the thing wired into my entertainment center. Let me tell you, that's not fun. For anyone.
So, I get it all hooked up (with the option to display on my big, center TV or the right, small TV). Then, I have to figure out how to plug it in. When my house catches on fire, y'all will know why.
Then, I have to go through all the regular Wii settings. Time/Date, language, etc., etc. Then, I have to take an SD card from one of my other Wiis and copy everything over to a new SD card for the Red Wii. Even though the games won't play, I still feel this necessary.
Then, I have to re-arrange all of the channels on the main menu. To match my other Wiis. Except, of course, now this one doesn't have a Wii Speak channel. No big deal, just annoying.
Then, I have to go into the Photo Channel and set my wallpaper (which was copied onto the memory card - it's the "Thanks for being such a big fan" image Nintendo sent out. I'm such a whore.
Then, I have to go into the internet settings and set up my connection. Doing so reminds me that I only have two Wii LAN adapters and I need to get another one. Yes, need.
Then, I have to go into the Wii Shop and download all the updates for all the channels available. Which is virtually all of them. Which takes forever. Then, for kicks, I get to download all the available demos again. Which reminds me, I need to download the Frobot demo. Three times. That shouldn't screw up the demo stats anywhere. Oh, and the demos are already on the memory card, so I can't download them directly to it - I have to download them to the system, then go in and delete them (once they're downloaded, I can play the old ones from the memory card). Mind you, this is stupid, because they're demos and there's no good reason to lock a free download (except, of course, I can't re-download the demos that have been removed, so those can't be played on the new Wii).
Oh, and I have to go into my White Wii, into the Dr. Mario and send the Friend Battle Demo to the Red Wii. Oh, but before I do that, I need to register my Red Wii as friends with the White Wii. And the White Wii with the Red Wii. Might as well Friend the Black and Red Wiis while I'm at it.
Meanwhile, I really need to get a USB-powered sensor bar, so I can just use the one bar for all three systems.
Then, of course, I have to go to Club Nintendo and register the PIN and the system serial number. Then put the Wii Sports in my (now) Three Disc Wii Sports case. And dig out one of my extra New Super Mario Bros. cases (y'all laughed at me for buying all those from Hollywood Video! Who's laughing now, jerks?) to case the copy of NSMB into.
Then, finally, I'm all set to play my new Wii. Yay!
Is the Wii cover/shell one solid piece, or is it a few different panels that clip together?
Same as the White and Black Wiis.