Sorry. Keep getting pulled away to do other things. So, won't post the headlines right now. Do that tomorrow morning.
Not that it matters if the day is up and running since everyone is playing 2 hours before the deadline. Tsk, tsk.
VARIETY HEADLINES
Master of Disguise Can't Fool Death
By Samuel Gerard
Sundoulos, the man of a thousand faces, has died today. He was 57. He died yesterday evening while auditioning for the Gundam Wing movies. He was singing a song with plenty of high notes. However, when attempting to sustain a high note at the end of the song, Sundoulos reached a bit too hard and caused his diaphram to explode. From there, the results only got messier. His death comes as a huge blow to the mafia, I mean Broadway. Sundoulos earned the nickname the man of a thousand faces with his ability to take on numerous roles and be unrecognizable from one to the next. A famous story regarding this ability comes in 1982 when Sundoulos was sought after for his involvement in the great Sony Pictures sex scandal. Reporters were trying to find Sundoulos for a statement but were never able to catch him when he went to and from the studios. Sundoulos would were a different disguise each time and walk right past them. Regarding the tragic news, Khushrenada Studios had this to say: (story continued on A3)
Gossip Column Headlines
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are remaining tight-lipped as to whether or not Jeff Bridges has been cast on to the production.
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