Author Topic: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian? (Read 5263 times)

BranDonk Kong · « **on:** October 11, 2010, 09:01:52 AM »

She's Mexican. It makes no sense.

Halbred · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2010, 02:27:56 PM »

She doesn't.

Sigorney Weaver sounded Russian in "Heartbreakers."

Salma Hayek sounds Spanish. And SEXY. She is a goddess.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2010, 03:49:35 PM »

Dude, I saw her on a Nickelodeon commercial this morning, she sounded Russian. Just read that her Mom is Spanish and her Dad is Lebanese, but she spent most of her life in Mexico...so it still doesn't make much sense.

Halbred · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2010, 03:56:23 PM »

I think we can both agree that, regardess of upbringing or blended accent, the woman is basically the holotype* for the female form.

*The specimen to which all others are compared.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2010, 04:36:38 PM »

Agreed. And, for the record, I would totally bang her.

Halbred · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2010, 04:42:48 PM »

This is something I would also do. Multiple times!

nickmitch · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2010, 08:25:42 PM »

Same here.

Kytim89 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2010, 09:41:09 PM »

Here is a speciel video for all the fans of Selma Hayek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYxxgvA8rlM

Also, I would not mid getting a peice of that myself. Secondly, I can not help but notice that Halbred seems to have a fascination with this chick(and rightfully so

: ). He had written about her several times on his blog, When Pigs Fly.

ThePerm · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2010, 03:32:51 AM »

i am also on the bandwagon, or would it be a gangwagon, or a bangwagon, or bang bus at that point?

Kytim89 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2010, 10:24:02 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 12, 2010, 03:32:51 AM

i am also on the bandwagon, or would it be a gangwagon, or a bangwagon, or bang bus at that point?

It is certainly not a gangwagon since I have no intention of sharing her with any of you.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2010, 08:56:29 AM »

You're already 4th in line buddy, might as well keep on re-gifting.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2010, 02:51:42 PM »

If you say "beer can" with an English accent, it sounds like "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2010, 03:53:43 PM »

/old. I make everyone at work do that all the time.

Halbred · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2010, 03:58:44 PM »

Stay on message, gentlemen.

Kytim89 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:50:11 PM »

Zach, I would wager that you have some kind of shrine in your home to worship her.

If so, can I borrow it for an indefinite period of time?

ThePerm · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2010, 02:34:52 PM »

ay con dios!

vudu · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2010, 01:50:00 PM »

Quote from: Halbred on October 13, 2010, 03:58:44 PM

Stay on message, gentlemen.

I refuse to believe that image hasn't been altered.

Halbred · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2010, 02:49:51 PM »

In fact, it has not. It was taken at an Ugly Betty press conference several years ago (during the...second season?). Several pictures were taken of Salma in that "dress" and they are all consistently bewb-filled. It's a good way to draw attention to your show.

Seriously, look up Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty press conference and then secure your eyeballs.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2010, 02:56:54 PM »

Quote from: Halbred on October 15, 2010, 02:49:51 PM

In fact, it has not. It was taken at an Ugly Betty press conference several years ago (during the...second season?). Several pictures were taken of Salma in that "dress" and they are all consistently bewb-filled. It's a good way to draw attention to your show.

Seriously, look up Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty press conference and then secure your balls.

Fixed.

ThePerm · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:25:55 PM »

Salma Hayak keeps the milk flowing, that's why they look so gorgeous all the time. A couple of years ago some paparazzi took some pictures of her breast feeding a baby. The baby wasn't hers. It was actually one of her friends. That's a great idea if you want them to swell up without the surgery.

Kytim89 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:39:16 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on October 18, 2010, 08:25:55 PM

Salma Hayak keeps the milk flowing, that's why they look so gorgeous all the time. A couple of years ago some paparazzi took some pictures of her breast feeding a baby. The baby wasn't hers. It was actually one of her friends. That's a great idea if you want them to swell up without the surgery.

I wonder if she is ever going to have that middle aged swinging thing going on eventually.

ThePerm · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:58:54 PM »

as long as they are pushed up nobody will every know

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Author Topic: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian? (Read 5263 times)