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Caption this photo
« on: August 22, 2010, 07:57:41 PM »
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2010, 08:49:56 PM »
Old Man: "Where's the Any Key?"

Kid in Purple: "Press the A button, grandpa."

Girl in White: "Geezus, I'm NEVER gonna get to play Other M."

Guy in green (on left): "So last night, I was totally making out with my girlfriend..."
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2010, 10:38:07 PM »
fail. because Metroid Other M doesn't use the nuchuck


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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2010, 11:16:56 PM »
So which part do I pee in?
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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2010, 12:31:29 AM »
@ Halbred: You've got it all wrong.  That guy is hard-core.  He even has a Mario and Luigi t-shirt on.

Old guy: One more try!  That blue shell just came out of nowhere.  Are you sure this remote isn't defective?
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2010, 12:55:57 AM »
BTW, "old guy" is Charles Martinet, voice of Mario and company.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2010, 01:01:35 AM »
old guy: Where am I right now?

purple boy: how long is this going to take

female Nintendant: is he pissing his pants right now?

Guy in green (on left): "So last night, I was totally making out with my boyfriend"
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2010, 02:15:41 AM »
"back in my day we were lucky to have a stick and a button"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2010, 07:03:49 AM »
old guy "how does this work as a strap-on?"
purple guy "dad......?"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2010, 07:59:59 AM »
old guy:"What did my son do with my Wii?"

purple guy:"Dad, it's not what you think. That's not drug paraphernalia I swear!"

chick in white:"Gawd I hope that dweeb behind me isn't staring at my ass."

guy in green:"So last night, that chick in white would have totally made out with me if she were at the party."
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2010, 02:35:11 PM »
Charles Martinet: "Finally...I can actually PLAY one of these games!"

Kid in purple: "Hey, are you the voice of Mickey Mouse?"

Girl: "Hurry up, you guys, I have to get back to the set of 'Californication!'"

Guy in green (on right): "...like in Total Recall?"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 01:23:11 AM »
Emo Kid with Brown Hair Covering Eye: "Hey, get your finger out of my ass!"
Ginger With Finger in Emo's Ass: "Hey, isn't that Charles Martinet?"
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 08:49:16 PM »
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 11:16:15 PM »
I am appalled by the number of people who referred to Charles Martinet as simply "old guy."

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2010, 12:36:57 AM »
I think Brandogg wins.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2014, 08:58:45 PM »
BUMP. Here's a new photo for all you fine Funhouse citizens to caption.



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« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2014, 10:05:13 PM »
Young Harry Plinkett.
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2014, 11:16:00 PM »
"J-A-Single M-E-Single S, J-O-Single N-E-Single S!"

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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2014, 12:51:51 AM »
BUMP. Here's a new photo for all you fine Funhouse citizens to caption.





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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2014, 02:33:21 AM »
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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2014, 09:40:41 AM »
BUMP. Here's a new photo for all you fine Funhouse citizens to caption.





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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2014, 09:48:22 AM »
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