@ Halbred: You've got it all wrong. That guy is hard-core. He even has a Mario and Luigi t-shirt on.
Old guy: One more try! That blue shell just came out of nowhere. Are you sure this remote isn't defective?
Kid: Come on Dad, let's go. This is boooring.
Nintendo lady: Can you please hurry up? We have a whole line of people from the Luigi fanclub and they're starting to worry me.
Guy in Green: Yes, of course it's real. This is Nintendo, why would they put it out there if it wasn't? I just don't want to go to jail for arson.