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Trolling Jon Lindemann
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:43:59 PM »
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 12:44:56 PM »
Film it. It'll make a great documentary.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 12:45:55 PM »
This is a thread I can get behind. If only you'd made it sooner, I would have voted for it in the contest.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2010, 12:51:20 PM »
Front page trolling is not of limits!

NEWS: Jon Lindemann "Addicted" to Muscle March.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2010, 01:15:41 PM »
Front page trolling is not of limits!

NEWS: Jon Lindemann "Addicted" to Muscle March.
Reportedly taking supplements to star in the sequel

I bet you wouldn't though.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2010, 01:18:54 PM »
Post a running ticker on the front page detailing Lindy's current progress through Mario Galaxies 1-2 and Mario 3.   :P: :
 
EDIT:  Oh, and a current hour count on Chrono Trigger (if he's still playing that) would be funny as well.   ;)
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 01:34:16 PM »
Dog him for being happily married
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 01:51:48 PM »
Read the front page. It makes me happy.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2010, 02:00:33 PM »
What Canadian-bashing lacks in class, it more than makes up for in how easy it is.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2010, 02:26:28 PM »
Read the front page. It makes me happy.
I didn't see anything. What was I looking for?

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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2010, 02:35:57 PM »
I believe Crimm was just trolling us by getting us to believe he's trolling Lindy.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2010, 02:54:23 PM »
Must be the rickshaw video with the Hotel Lindy sign at the end
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2010, 04:51:44 PM »
What? No! I mean it makes me happy when people read the front page.

Although the rickshaw is good.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2010, 01:14:47 PM »
To be clear, I haven't done it yet.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 03:12:24 PM »
To be clear, I haven't done it yet.
did you just admit you're a virgin? dude, we gotta get you laid
 
perhaps at the Hotel Lindy...?
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2010, 03:21:33 PM »
I say this not to be an elitist asshole, but out of genuine curiosity...

Who the heck are you Fatty_the_hutt? Are you new here? :)
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2010, 03:24:46 PM »
He's been around since the beginning of the year.  Mostly hangs out in TalkBack and podcast discussion threads.  Not sure how he wandered into the Funhouse.
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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2010, 03:32:01 PM »
I are not welcome here? Did I wander into the equivalent of a biker bar or something?
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2010, 03:56:31 PM »
Not that you aren't welcome... just thought it was a little odd to see someone I thought was a newbie randomly taking a shot at James.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2010, 03:57:05 PM »
Did I wander into the equivalent of a biker bar or something?

Just because you see a bunch of men dressed in leather doesn't mean we're bikers.  ;D
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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2010, 04:17:31 PM »
Not that you aren't welcome... just thought it was a little odd to see someone I thought was a newbie randomly taking a shot at James.
I see your point. 2 things:
1. I couldn't resist the (rather obvious) joke.
2. That damn podcast makes you feel like you know those guys. I am imposing false familiarity.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2010, 04:21:26 PM »
Jon Linemann's so old that when he was growing up, there was only one game. It involved a mammoth and a pointy stick. There was local multiplayer, but you only got one life.
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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2010, 04:44:44 PM »
To be clear, I haven't done it yet.
did you just admit you're a virgin? dude, we gotta get you laid
 
perhaps at the Hotel Lindy...?

hehe Nice. we could use some fresh perspective around here.


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Re: Trolling Jon Lindemann
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2010, 11:57:54 AM »
Can you smite an entire thread?
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