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Offline Halbred

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2010, 02:33:39 PM »
Remember when Christina Ricci was hot, back before she became stick-thin?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2010, 02:57:32 PM »
She still has her moments.... but she was never super hot, just attractively cute.
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2010, 07:48:08 PM »
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2010, 07:52:28 PM »
A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

depending on the type of wood, the time of day and the wood chuck.
But I'll assume you meant on optimal wood at high noon on a perfect day with a very eager wood chuck.
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2010, 08:20:37 PM »
Where did you get those coconuts?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2010, 08:40:30 PM »
There was a Luau down at the beach & women everywhere were wearing coconut bikinis. Some women decided to go topless, so I took their coconut tops, used the straps to tie the coconut back together and here we are.
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2010, 09:50:52 PM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

You did it wrong.

The correct answer is a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2010, 09:59:29 PM »
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 05, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

depending on the type of wood, the time of day and the wood chuck.
But I'll assume you meant on optimal wood at high noon on a perfect day with a very eager wood chuck.

You complete dodged my question.  I demand an accurate answer!  To 5 decimal places, at least.  You can assume a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum if it would make the calculations easier, but it must be in units of barrels per fortnight.
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2010, 10:21:26 PM »
How many nights is a fort night again?

and can I borrow someones calculator?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2010, 10:42:33 PM »
14 nights.
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #35 on: May 05, 2010, 10:47:17 PM »
If you had the choice between being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2010, 10:05:49 PM »
dick too big, how can make it fit pants?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2010, 10:21:34 PM »
Here, borrow a pair of mine.
I've let them out in the front to make extra room ;)
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2010, 10:37:06 PM »
how may i repay you for your kindness?
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2010, 05:10:37 AM »
Throw a party in them, I'm sure you have enough room left over! ;)
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2010, 03:42:21 PM »
Dear funhouse,

What have I missed?
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2010, 03:52:44 PM »
Dear funhouse,

Why does EasyCure show up ever 4 or 5 days and bump a bunch of threads that everyone else has long since forgotten?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
Because maxi isn't the only one to inflate his post count..

Besides, I'm not on the forum often, so they're all new threads to me, bunkpassitch
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2010, 07:19:45 PM »
You know, Karl had pictures in his mailbag, what does this one have?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2010, 08:12:01 PM »
Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 18, 2010, 07:19:45 PM
You know, Karl had pictures in his mailbag, what does this one have?
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2010, 08:51:56 PM »
GIF FIGHT!!!!!

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2010, 08:56:57 PM »

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2010, 08:58:21 PM »
Am I the only one who doesn't fine semi-amusing animated GIFs to be an essential part of the forums?
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Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2010, 09:00:53 PM »
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Re: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!!
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2010, 09:56:39 PM »
Quote from: vudu on May 18, 2010, 08:58:21 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't fine semi-amusing animated GIFs to be an essential part of the forums?

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