Author Topic: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!! (Read 10821 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** May 03, 2010, 02:05:26 PM »

The Funhouse is now accepting questions for it's new feature (lol features) The Funhouse Daily Mailbag.

Just post your questions here in this thread, and participating members of the Funhouse will gladly answer all of your questions to the best of their abilities.

All questions will be answered, so please don't hold back.
Anything is acceptable (within the rules of the forum).

The views and opinions expressed within the Funhouse Mailbag are not endorsed by NWR, it's staff or any of it's affiliates and are solely those of the individuals expressing them. NWR nor The Funhouse accept any responsibility for any questions or answers provided within the Mailbag and by posting or reading a question or answer in this Mailbag you are hereby forfeiting any action whatsoever against NWR, The Funhouse or the creator of this thread.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:10:02 PM »

Why don't people make really long threads in the funhouse?

vudu · « **Reply #2 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:14:32 PM »

Why has the Funhouse devolved to my AOL inbox circa 1998?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #3 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:34:38 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 03, 2010, 02:10:02 PM

Why don't people make really long threads in the funhouse?

Because running jokes aren't really that funny. So, most times, people go for the funniest response and then move on.

Quote from: vudu on May 03, 2010, 02:14:32 PM

Why has the Funhouse devolved to my AOL inbox circa 1998?

The forums changed and we lost our funhouse banners.

What happens if someone else beats you to the questions and answers them?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:35:47 PM »

Are they ever bringing back Funhouse Banners?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #5 on:** May 03, 2010, 02:59:03 PM »

No. Ty has no power anymore.

And the good Dr. Zoidberg is never coming back.

Halbred · « **Reply #6 on:** May 03, 2010, 03:15:38 PM »

Why did the (non-avian) dinosaurs go extinct?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 03, 2010, 03:29:47 PM »

Noah's Ark.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #8 on:** May 03, 2010, 04:04:20 PM »

When will the Smash Bros. Megathread come back? It was awesome to the max.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #9 on:** May 03, 2010, 05:25:32 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 03, 2010, 04:04:20 PM

When will the Smash Bros. Megathread come back? It was awesome to the max.

As soon as they announce Super Smash Bros. <next synonym for fight>. But which synonym should that be?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #10 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:45:25 PM »

Isn't this just a ripoff of "Ask ThePerm"?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:10:45 PM »

No. This is a spoof of the need for a NWR mailbag.

Now send in more questions. Feed the bag.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:38:38 PM »

Has anyone ever seen those creepy "feed the pig" commercials?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:41:38 PM »

Here's that creepy furry. Kill it with fire.

Halbred · « **Reply #14 on:** May 03, 2010, 08:53:04 PM »

Why does it only have three fingers? Where are the hooves? That man-pig is totally inaccurate.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:09:24 PM »

It is a genetic compromise as it took on certain human traits while retaining certain pig traits and compromising between human & pig traits on other things.

Like it got to keep human fingers, but it only got 3 since pigs only have 3 fingers/toes.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:09:42 PM »

Why do you think it is that Hitler was so fond of traffic cones?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:18:29 PM »

Because he actually had all of his made out of Oranges, well the orange peels.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:42:42 PM »

What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:52:54 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 01:42:42 PM

What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?

Being nice to me and not sucking with your funhouse posts.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2010, 01:58:36 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on May 04, 2010, 01:52:54 PM

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 01:42:42 PM
What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?

Being nice to me and not sucking with your funhouse posts.

The answer is obvious. SOMEBODY MAKE A VAMPIRE THREAD

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:02:34 PM »

But Vampires suck (blood), so would that be counter-productive even if it is a thread with nice comments about GP?

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:08:44 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 04, 2010, 01:42:42 PM

What is the secret to winning ShyGuy's Funhouse Revival Contest?

I promise to vote for anyone and everyone who votes in favor of oranges over those fascist traffic cones to win ShyGuy's contest, regardless of how many contest rules/laws of mathematics that may violate.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:18:49 PM »

Why do you want everyone to Vote to destroy Miyamoto Insanolord?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »

Okay, a Goth thread will do in pinch.

Goths like the following:
Jonny Depp

Christina Ricci

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Author Topic: The Funhouse Daily Mailbag!!! (Read 10821 times)