nintendo partners with tivo, makes Wii Tivo, HD, DVR, and just for kicks plays blue rays. The commercial will be an animation of the Wii Tivo recording a PS3 commercial "for posterity"
The DSiPhone, uses android, two touch screens, open to any carrier, lets you play real games and make calls, has skype video. will come with the Pokemon MMO preinstalled. home screen is reggie eating an apple.
Wii Resort is launched, nintendo buys and island that is a theme park that has all the parts of Wii Sports and Resort and Play and adds in Pilot Wings, and life sized mario levels. This is the only place in the world where you will be able to play Kid Icarus.
Ends with Miyamoto Saying "All your base!" and the croud responding "ARE BELONG TO YOU!"