Dress up like Jon Lindemann.
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February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PMEASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.
/scared...
Know what I did today? I googled "murder"
I'll make sure the Wii is set up with the proper parental controls...oh, god, I just realized my 9 year old sister spends half of her days searching online...
A shopping centre in China's Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers.The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.Official Wang Zheng told AFP news agency the car park was meant to cater to women's "strong sense of colour and different sense of distance".The parking bays are one metre (3ft) wider than normal spaces, he said.The Wanxiang-Tiancheng shopping centre had also "installed signs and security monitoring equipment that corresponded more to women's needs", he said.The Global Times website says female parking attendants have been trained to help guide women drivers into their parking spaces. The bays also have extra lighting.
They need to do that in the US too. They say that men are in more accidents than women, but I call bullshit. My old car was hit on 5 separate occasions, every time it was a woman, and in a parking lot or driveway.
92-Year-Old Cited For Reckless DrivingPORT ORANGE, Fla. --Diners at the Biscuit's "N" Gravy and More restaurant in Port Orangereceived a surprise Wednesday when a car plowed into the side of thebuilding.A 92-year-old man was at the wheel when his vehicle crashed into the busy restaurant on Nova Road.The driver wasn't hurt, but the cook said a customer had just left the damaged seating area.Investigators think Charles Pierce stepped on the gas instead of hitting the brake while trying to park, but instead of panicking and amid all that debris, he calmly got out of the sedan and placed his order.The driver asked if anyone was hurt. There was very minor injury,but once Pierce was sure all was well, he dug in to his breakfast."Come out of his car, no problem. He sat down at the table, has his breakfast, and God bless America, beautiful,"City building officials said there are no structural problems, so the restaurant can continue to operate.The damage is estimated at about $25,000.The elderly driver was cited, after breakfast, for careless driving.
I didn't know Chuck Norris could even age..
His sperm must've been awesome.