Topic: So Refreshing

[NWR_insanolord]

Energy drinks are for people who suck at staying up too long. I, as someone who is an expert on the subject, someone who would be able to be a professional insomniac if there were such a thing, have never used them and probably never will.

[Mop it up]

If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.

[BlackNMild2k1]

I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....
with the way it started off (the OP) you would think it would have gone in a bad direction.
Just goes to show how you just never know how a thread will turn out until you let it develop....

[ThePerm]

i don't drink them much anymore, but i did like the flavor.

[NWR_insanolord]

If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.

Yep, actual real energy. Pure, uncut Columbian energy.

[BlackNMild2k1]

If you find that you have to have an energy drink then you should get a 5 Hour Energy. Instead of overloading you with sugar and caffeine, it gives you actual real energy so you don't feel all hyper over its duration and don't feel burned out after its effect wears off. It's about the best substitute you'll find if you don't want to have something to eat for whatever reason.

Yep, actual real energy. Pure, uncut Columbian energy.

well a little cut, with some vitamin c & e.
Energy can be good for you too.

[ThePerm]

yeah, to me that 5 hour energy stuff sounds shady, you want your stimulants without the fluff, might as well try coke while your at it.

[EasyCure]

im not saying pussy tastes delicious. Im just saying it can smell like old tuna or have no smell at all.

Only if you leave it open on a hot day.

[Mop it up]

I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....

I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...

[BlackNMild2k1]

I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....

I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...

No. not really. Just making a point that this thread could've gotten locked because of the suggested subject matter, but the thread didn't go in the direction that would have been offensive.

[EasyCure]

I surprised at how this thread turned into a discussion on energy drinks....

I guess it just goes to show, slowly but surely my efforts to clean up the Funhouse are working...

Kudos on the job well done! It's about time, I'd say..

On a related note:

I love the pussy! (Hell yeah!)
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I love the pussy drippin' down to the floor! (Oh no!)
The wettest pussy! (Hell yeah!)
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I'm drinkin' up your booty sweat and bustin' a nut!

Now do the bunny hop! ( Turn it up!)
Crank that kitty cat! (Hey!)
It's the ghetto's thing!(Ho!)
With the noodle leg! (Do it, do it, do it!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Snap!)
Now do the noodle legs! (Yeah!)
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut?


Pussy, pussy, pussy, that is all on my mind! (Yep!)
Alpa Chino without the kitty? You've lost your damn mind! (For Real!)
And yeah! I make the world go 'round, I'm a pussy magnet! (Sticky!)
I'm warm through the winter, check out my pussy jacket!
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I sniff it out just like a dog for the pussy! (Hell yeah!)
I make 'em (Hey!)
I make 'em (Ho!)
Alpa Chino got that pussy Control! (Lockdown!)


Alpa Chino baby, put that pussy mack down, my drink and my noodle legs...
Make that pussy come 'round!
So cool! (So cool!) I'm so cool with it!
When it comes to this pussy, I'm like glue with it!
I get straight to the pussy will never leave my side!
Ain't no pussy in the world Alpa Chino can't find!
No, it can't hide and you can bet I...
Love it shaved or bushy, I really don't mind!
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I love the pussy (Hell yeah!)
I sniff it out just like a dog for the pussy! (Hell yeah!)
I make 'em (Hey!)
I make 'em (Ho!)
Alpa Chino got that pussy Control!

Now break it down now!
Say it with me! Pussy real good!
Break it down now!
Say it with me! Pussy real good!
Pussy real good! Pussy real good!
Now can you give me seizures while I'm bustin' a nut

[ThePerm]

i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.



i am talking about the drink right?

[BlackNMild2k1]

Maybe, but probably not.

I've had one and not the other, so I know one definitely doesn't take like sweet & sour, and would think that the other wouldn't either.

[Stogi]

You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99

Quite the contrary. "If pussy were a stock, it would plummet."

On a related note, I was at a party last night and at some point in the night I decided to run a little social experiment (I'm not sure why, but when I get drunk, I like to do weird ****). This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.

[ThePerm]

You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99

Quite the contrary. "If pussy were a stock, it would plummet."

On a related note, I was at a party last night and at some point in the night I decided to run a little social experiment (I'm not sure why, but when I get drunk, I like to do weird ****). This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.

because you are the only one who talked to them the whole night. You know I had always hoped my friends when I was living with them would help bring in the girls, but it was not the case. If a girl was brought over it would be their GF or a girl no-body liked that we would had hoped would lure in her friends(only to find out they didn't have friends). Girls just don't get along with each other in these days, or at least where I live. As a lone wolf, I do alot better than with the pack. It just seems like there was a time when girls had (girl)friends, and you could network through them. Any girl we know that has friends that are girls now, is a lesbian...and they get way more action. Our friend Tiny...she had some cute girlfriends. I was so blessed to have attended a lesbian going away party a while back. There was no action, but I was surrounded by 20 mostly gorgeous women. It almost made up for the many sausage fests i've encountered. It was the total opposite. 3 guys 20 girls. Technically it was a sausage fest though as nobody was interested in men.

[Stogi]

because you are the only one who talked to them the whole night.

You know, I was talking with her about that and I hadn't realized so blatantly that alot of people are bitch made.

I suggest you guys/girls try it next time your out at a house party (no bars/clubs; need to keep the conditions the same) for two reasons. One, because I'm interested to see if it was just a fluke and two, because it's a great way to meet all the cute girls and give them the cheesiest, most underhanded compliment you can think of.

[EasyCure]

i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.



i am talking about the drink right?

Reminds me of one time I was walking home from the bus stop after school back in high school..

I passed by many elementary school bus stops on the way to my apartment building and I remember one day in particular because I was having such a shitty day, and it didn't help that as I walked home my headphones got caught on something and tore. So anyway, I'm walking the rest of the way home when I pass by some kids, couldn't be more than 8 years old, when I overheard one of them say "Man I tore that pussy up" and thought "My god, kids today are filthy." I'd had my mischief at that age but I don't ever recall bragging about getting laid, I still had a good 8 years a head of me before any of that.

Looking back though, the kid did seem a litle wired, perhaps he was reffering to chugging a few of these?

[vudu]

This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.

Maybe you just have bad taste in women?

[GoldenPhoenix]

i remember one kid in 7th grade was like, "yeah I had pussy, tastes like Sweet and sour sauce." I believed him at the time, but obviously, he had never had pussy before.



i am talking about the drink right?

Reminds me of one time I was walking home from the bus stop after school back in high school..

I passed by many elementary school bus stops on the way to my apartment building and I remember one day in particular because I was having such a shitty day, and it didn't help that as I walked home my headphones got caught on something and tore. So anyway, I'm walking the rest of the way home when I pass by some kids, couldn't be more than 8 years old, when I overheard one of them say "Man I tore that pussy up" and thought "My god, kids today are filthy." I'd had my mischief at that age but I don't ever recall bragging about getting laid, I still had a good 8 years a head of me before any of that.

Looking back though, the kid did seem a litle wired, perhaps he was reffering to chugging a few of these?

I stopped reading when I seen the "elementary school bus".

[BlackNMild2k1]

All I got to say is that 3rd grade was a year of discoveries for me, and I didn't find it in no can.

[Stogi]

This experiment was a simple one. I was going to ask all the girls I thought were cute and who potentially had the highest rate of compliments come their way, how many compliments they've actually received tonight. Turns out, the cuter the girl was, the less she was complimented; with the most attractive girl receiving none. Go figure.

Maybe you just have bad taste in women?

Maybe I should bring back my friend's phat ass as an avatar?

All I got to say is that 3rd grade was a year of discoveries for me, and I didn't find it in no can.

For real? That's pretty fucked up.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Wasn't fucked up at all.
Awkward and confusing? yes.
Could have been better? definitely.
Should that have been something that happened at that age? of course not.

But that's life, and some girls can be very persuasive

[Stogi]

Hey, all I'm saying is kissing a girl at that age is confusing enough.

[Plugabugz]

WELL DONE PEOPLE.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Hey, all I'm saying is kissing a girl at that age is confusing enough.

There was no kissing. Kissing was gross. you know cooties and all