Author Topic: So Refreshing (Read 18626 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** September 09, 2009, 11:04:38 PM »

Brotha 1: Hey, I'm goin to da store. I'll be right back?

Brotha 2: Yo, get me somethin while you dere

Brotha 1: What chu want?

Brotha 2: Yo.... get me a bag of funions and....

Brotha 1: and what!?

Brotha 2: and a six pack of that stuff we used to eat all the time back in tha day

Brotha 1: and what would that be....

Brotha 2: some.....

.... and make sure it's got that Milk Thistle

Brotha 1: Milk Thistle??

Brotha 2: Yeah my nizzle! Tha mutha f***in Milk Thistle

Brotha 1: Damn.... I remember when we used to add our own Milk Thistle...

Brotha 2: Shut the f**k up. You one to talk... over there mixing your

with your girls

and you got the nerve to comment on my Milk Thistle..... Ni**a pleez.

Brotha 1: .....

Brotha 2: so you goin to da store or what!?

Brotha 1: ...yeah. I was just wondering what it would be like if we mixed all 3.

EasyCure · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:39:17 AM »

I can't believe the first one...

I've heard of the second one..

And i thought the 3rd was hilarious when i first heard of it. I'd love to get me a can of booty sweat!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:47:38 AM »

Are you trying to say that you've never had "pussy" before but can't wait to taste some "booty sweat"?

As weird as all of this sounds, I still have a bottle of BAWLS from a few years back. Saw it at the liquor store, and had to get it. It was kinda lemony, like Squirt the energy drink (unintentional pun unintentional).

EasyCure · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:56:42 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 08:47:38 AM

Are you trying to say that you've never had "pussy" before but can't wait to taste some "booty sweat"?

As weird as all of this sounds, I still have a bottle of BAWLS from a few years back. Saw it at the liquor store, and had to get it. It was kinda lemony, like Squirt the energy drink (unintentional pun unintentional).

I'm saying I've never had "Pussy" in a canned liquid form before, because I prefer the natural kind. As for "Booty Sweat", aside from wanting a can because its memorobilia from a funny movie (Tropic Thunder).. well I'd prefer "Booty Sweat" over "Bawls" any day. guess that depends whos booty its coming from

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:02:10 AM »

BNM you totally botched the Half Baked quote for the Pussy drink, but still...good thread.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:47:44 AM »

it wasn't supposed to be a direct quote, more my own interpretation with extra thirst quench.

MegaByte · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:15:28 PM »

I remember when they were giving out free Bawls at E3.

EasyCure · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:16:56 PM »

Quote from: MegaByte on September 10, 2009, 01:15:28 PM

I remember when they were giving out free Bawls at E3.

Too bad they'd never give out free Super Smash Bros. Bawls

that Baby guy · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:20:15 PM »

Honestly, completely aside from the point of this thread, I don't get the appeal of an energy drink. I don't quite understand why so many energy drinks are marketed to gamers, and so many do drink them. Since gaming is more or less a hobby, you'd think when a player gets tired, he'd just go to sleep or take a break :/

Peachylala · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:47:06 PM »

Geek gamers who spend hours upon hours playing games cannot break away from their television sets due to wanting that level-up/killing the hooker/fragging someone.

This will be me when New Super Mario Bros Wii comes out.

vudu · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:01:53 PM »

Why isn't this in the Randon LOL of the day thread?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:05:27 PM »

It's not randon, maybe?

vudu · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:14:09 PM »

Technically, it wasn't LOL either.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:27:22 PM »

So why did you ask the question?

EasyCure · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Peachylala on September 10, 2009, 01:47:06 PM

Geek gamers who spend hours upon hours playing games cannot break away from their television sets due to wanting that level-up/killing the hooker/fragging someone.

This will be me when New Super Mario Bros Wii comes out.

First of all, Who are you and what did you do with Trueblue?

Secondly, I'm sick of you and this new generation of whiny baby gamers. Back in my day if you wanted to play a game from start to finish, you did it WITHOUT saving and WITHOUT energy drinks. We'd be lucky if we got more than an hours sleep before going off to school the next day and thats the way we liked it!

I don't need energy drinks to stay up to all hours of the night leveling up or trying to get 100% completion in my games, i go on pure adrenaline!

vudu · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:53:54 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on September 10, 2009, 02:42:54 PM

Back in my day if you wanted to play a game from start to finish, you did it WITHOUT saving and WITHOUT energy drinks.

To be fair we also weren't afraid of leaving our systems turned on for a week (I actually went on vacation for a week while halfway through with World 8 of SMB3).

EasyCure · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:02:11 PM »

True. I never went on vacation, but there were plenty of times I'd have leave my systems on/game paused for hours on end because I had to go to school or whatever.

Those were the days.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:10:58 PM »

the days we were complaining about not having a way to save the damn game and pick up where we left off.

How many times did someone have a lil sis/bro trip over the cord and accidentally unplug the system or a parent see that you left it on and turn it off?

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:21:43 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on September 10, 2009, 03:10:58 PM

the days were were complaining about not having a way to save the damn game and pick up where we left off.

How many times did someone have a lil sis/bro trip over the cord and accidentally unplug the system or a parent see that you left it on and turn it off?

Too many times... I watched my little sister spill a can of coke on our SECOND nes back in the day.. bitch.

Still, point is energy drinks are for wimps!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »

But now you can be a complete shut in loser with no female contact and still be able to have your breath smell like pussy and booty sweat.

::splash splash:
"smell my finger"

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:34:13 PM »

I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.

nickmitch · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:35:48 PM »

You know the world economy's bad when a two pack of pussy is £5.99

Mop it up · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:29:25 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 10, 2009, 03:34:13 PM

I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.

Two sips? One should be enough to realize alcoholic energy drinks are some of the nastiest beverages in existence. I tried one called Sparks once and it was foul.

EasyCure · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:32:13 AM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on September 10, 2009, 06:29:25 PM

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 10, 2009, 03:34:13 PM
I tried an alcoholic grape flavored energy drink and it was nasty, I took two sips and I was done.
Two sips? One should be enough to realize alcoholic energy drinks are some of the nastiest beverages in existence. I tried one called Sparks once and it was foul.

I didn't even know they had those available. I really don't use any sort of energy drink unless i absolutely think I need it. Those rare cases are days like today when I had to be at work by 6:30am after going out to a friends wedding reception thingy and staying later than I thought. I worked from 6:30-5:30 yesterday, ran around after work to get stuff done (like gift wrap her present) then ran home to shower and change and head over to the party. By the time I got home I was shot, and I had that feeling of "Man, I'm probably gonna have to get a redbull in the morning".

I didn't get one though.. not yet. I'm really trying to make it thru the day without one because those things are disgusting to me. Last time I had one was because I knew I was going to pull an all nighter, so I took a Monster energy drink and mixed it with a sour apple flavored vodka which thankfully got rid of most of the taste!

Wait I lied, that wasn't the last time. Last time was when i went to a concert and mixed a Redbull with a strawberry rum I had, which also got rid of the medicine-y taste it normally has. It was pretty good actually!

ThePerm · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:46:50 PM »

im not saying pussy tastes delicious. Im just saying it can smell like old tuna or have no smell at all.

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