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Offline Stratos

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So I'm an Uncle
« on: September 01, 2009, 02:58:05 PM »
I am now an Uncle! Pretty exciting. I can't believe that my sister had a baby. It's a little weird, actually.

Ethan Cole was 8.5 pounds. And made his mother stay in labor for 24-hours straight. Yikes! He's typically a pretty laid back little guy except when he's hungry or needs a diaper change.



I also came up with a gamer joke related to babies!

Taking care of infants is just like playing a Point-&-Click Adventure game: Both require you to try random things until something works right.

At least that's what it feels like when he's crying. Is it a dirty diaper? Is he hungry? Does he need to be held? Keep trying things until he stops crying. LOL.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 03:01:36 PM »
Sounds like a real life Tamagotchi. Family additions are great.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 03:05:55 PM »
Quote from: Zap on September 01, 2009, 03:01:36 PM
Sounds like a real life Tamagotchi. Family additions are great.

Especially when we are all crammed in the same house for the time being. There is my Mom and Dad, my Sister and Brother-in-law and Nephew and then my 11-year-old 'gaming-prodigy' sister and myself. Plus two very needy cats.

Every time I think of home the Full House theme song runs through my head.

Thankfully the babies crying at night doesn't disturb my sleep.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 03:07:34 PM »
Quote from: Stratos on September 01, 2009, 03:05:55 PM
Quote from: Zap on September 01, 2009, 03:01:36 PM
Sounds like a real life Tamagotchi. Family additions are great.

Especially when we are all crammed in the same house for the time being. There is my Mom and Dad, my Sister and Brother-in-law and Nephew and then my 11-year-old 'gaming-prodigy' sister and myself. Plus two very needy cats.

Every time I think of home the Full House theme song runs through my head.

Thankfully the babies crying at night doesn't disturb my sleep.

Because you don't sleep at night!

Anyway congratulations!
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
I do now. I struggle to push past 1AM or even midnight. I'm slipping back into a more 'normal' sleep schedule.

Ask Mop it up. Last night I was nodding off when we played Animal Crossing.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 03:20:52 PM »
A monkey's uncle, right? Right? Huh huh. Right? Right?
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 03:21:36 PM »
LOL, I'm a Monkey's Uncle!
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 03:23:40 PM »
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Especially when we are all crammed in the same house for the time being. There is my Mom and Dad, my Sister and Brother-in-law and Nephew and then my 11-year-old 'gaming-prodigy' sister and myself. Plus two very needy cats.

I DON'T NEED THE SARCASM
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 03:27:31 PM »
??? Am I missing a reference or something?

I have always referred to my little sister as my Gaming Prodigy sister because she could run circles around my friends in games like Mario Kart and Monkey Ball since she was 4. It wasn't sarcasm.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 04:09:23 PM »
oh yeah, well I just became an uncle too



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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 04:20:41 PM »
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 04:32:21 PM »
I totally misread that first sentence, sorry.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 05:26:45 PM »
Congrats!
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 05:28:30 PM »
Welcome to the club!
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 06:22:52 PM »
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2009, 06:34:38 PM »
Quote from: Stratos on September 01, 2009, 02:58:05 PM
He's typically a pretty laid back little guy except when he's hungry or needs a diaper change.
He sounds just like you!
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2009, 07:11:57 PM »
I have been a uncle for 13 years. When my nephew was born he was a preme. Born 1 month before expected date. He was I think 4 1/2 pounds.

These days he is in the 8th grade and I saw him this past weekend. 
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2009, 07:21:05 PM »
I feel like I should post in this thread...
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2009, 07:23:16 PM »
I better not be an aunt anytime soon, I'd have to kick my sister's butt.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2009, 07:25:22 PM »
Well that's one way to make sure it doesn't happen again.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2009, 08:52:59 PM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 01, 2009, 07:23:16 PM
I better not be an aunt anytime soon, I'd have to kick my sister's butt.
How old is your sister?
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 08:53:33 PM »
Quote from: Mop_it_up on September 01, 2009, 08:52:59 PM
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 01, 2009, 07:23:16 PM
I better not be an aunt anytime soon, I'd have to kick my sister's butt.
How old is your sister?

She just turned 21.

Actually I'll correct that, I would kick her and her boyfriend's butt.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2009, 09:38:29 PM »
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 01, 2009, 08:53:33 PM
Quote from: Mop_it_up on September 01, 2009, 08:52:59 PM
Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on September 01, 2009, 07:23:16 PM
I better not be an aunt anytime soon, I'd have to kick my sister's butt.
How old is your sister?

She just turned 21.

Actually I'll correct that, I would kick her and her boyfriend's butt.

You should probably kick them both in a more effective spot than that.
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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2009, 11:33:01 AM »
Quote from: UncleBob on September 01, 2009, 07:21:05 PM
I feel like I should post in this thread...

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Re: So I'm an Uncle
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2009, 01:49:03 PM »
Quote from: ThePerm on September 01, 2009, 04:09:23 PM
oh yeah, well I just became an uncle too



Great look there. It's like he's just waiting to put the hurt on me for looking at him funny.
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