Topic: Why my job sucks..

[Stratos]

I've had many a drunken solicitation for sexual favors. Rather disturbing most of the time.

Were any of them female and of PYT or MILF status?

They were females of the old and ugly status. Though once I was promised 'a good time' buy a group of girls if I was really hot and I showed up and they were all 12...awkward.

[EasyCure]

I've had many a drunken solicitation for sexual favors. Rather disturbing most of the time.

Were any of them female and of PYT or MILF status?

They were females of the old and ugly status. Though once I was promised 'a good time' buy a group of girls if I was really hot and I showed up and they were all 12...so i made de sexy time!

thats disturbing..

[Stratos]

The funny thing is that they never talked to me on the phone, it was a different guy who took the order and filled me on on what had been said. And I was all unsure what exactly was going to happen. I pull up to the house and they are all just standing there inside the doorway looking at me with the strangest faces. Kinda disappointing looking. What did they expect? A Johnny Depp look-a-like? I'm guessing it was a session of Truth Or Dare that turned chicken when they were actually supposed to do what they had planned to do.

[EasyCure]

thats a pretty funny story lol. If i was you i woulda changed my outfit to something sexy to catch them by surprise, just in case

by the way stratos, take a close look at what i quoted...

[Stratos]

LOL

[EasyCure]

Lmao omg... some old man was just outside the hospital with his pants at his ankles bent over. I think he tried to take a dump on the street..


^that's the text message I sent my girlfriend at 8:30 this morning when I went in to work

[BlackNMild2k1]

Bump, because we need more horrible work stories.

[ShyGuy]

I worked part time as a night janitor for a couple of restaurants for about a month, not because I wanted the job, but I did it to fill in for a friend who got hired at two jobs at the same time.

It wasn't too bad, but the janitorial service lost the contract because someone broke a fire house outlet in the kitchen. They decided to blame it on the janitorial staff. Thing is, they had 24 hour cameras. We told them to watch the tape to prove we didn't do it, but they refused and just blamed it on us.

[apdude]

Here is more of a I suck at my job story...

Myself and a coworker were called out to Taiwan to install and repair some machines.  The company had a strict safety policy and security policy (this will come in later).  Anyway we were working long hours 12-14 a day and it was friday so we decided to go out that night to Taipei.  Ended up drinking too much and getting back to the hotel around 4am.  I recieved a call at around 8am from our representitive that the customer wanted us to come in on saturday so I managed to bargin with them to let us come in around 10.  I was really hungover but started to feel ok by 9:30 so my coworker (also hungover) and I catch a cab to go to work.  As soon as I step outside the hotel I'm confronted with oppressive heat and humidity and start to feel sick again.  The cab ride only made it worse because they suck at driving over there.  As I'm walking to the front door a wave of nausia hits me and I start to puke in the bushes.  I start to feel better but as I walk into the lobby the security guard was talking on the phone in chinese and then hands the phone to me.  Someone in the security office must have been watching because she asks me if I'd been "drinking beers" I tried to play it off as food poisioning (which may have been part of the problem) but they wouldn't let me in to work on the machine.  Thankfully the customer wasn't there on Saturday (so nobody found out) and it turns out there wasn't much to do anyway and could have waited till monday.  Anyway I don't drink much when traveling for the company anymore even on the weekends.

[Oblivion]

Sounds more like a "I drank too much before work the next morning like an idiot" story to me.

[ShyGuy]

That is an E.S.P. level of Debauchery!