Author Topic: Why my job sucks.. (Read 42398 times)

EasyCure · « **Reply #100 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 06, 2009, 05:01:07 PM

Would you have lights on the bottom of the glass?

No, then you wouldn't be able to see the strippers well. There'd be blacklights around the border of the pool table.

UncleBob · « **Reply #101 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:29:07 PM »

Customer: "Excuse me, do you have this for the XBox?" ::Points at Wii Fit Plus display::
Me: "You mean "Wii Fit Plus?"
C: "Yeah!"
Me: "No ma'mn. That only available on the Wii."

The lights go dim, lightening starts flashing in the back ground, the winds pick up, this woman's hair stands on end and her eyes start glowing as red as the pits of Hades...

C: "I DON'T HAVE A WII. I HAVE AN XBOX."

...sorry? Would you like a copy of Halo 3?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #102 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »

Did you sell her a Wii?

UncleBob · « **Reply #103 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:39:05 PM »

I was too scared to move at that point.

Actually, she stormed off in a hissy before I had much of a chance to try to sell her anything else...

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #104 on:** October 15, 2009, 01:49:11 PM »

Kevlar -- don't go to work without it.

EasyCure · « **Reply #105 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:11:59 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 15, 2009, 01:49:11 PM

Kevlar -- don't go to work without it.

Kevlar won't protect important parts of the body that are likely to get trampled when this women comes back on black Friday to pick up a wii and wiifit+ cuz its "on sale" at 199.97

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #106 on:** October 15, 2009, 02:24:34 PM »

You should protect the sales desk with bullet-proof glass and install a drop box & mic/speaker system to communicate with the customers.

Safety first.

EasyCure · « **Reply #107 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:13:17 AM »

Why my job sucks? Cuz i don't wanna be here. Why? Because I got accepted for the other job and am just waiting back to hear the start date so i can give my two weeks notice at this peice of **** place.

mwahahahahaha

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #108 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:37:29 AM »

What is the other job?

EasyCure · « **Reply #109 on:** October 21, 2009, 12:41:39 PM »

"Patient Advocacy Liaison"

Stogi · « **Reply #110 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:27:25 PM »

Oh god...

EasyCure · « **Reply #111 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 21, 2009, 01:27:25 PM

Oh god...

Hmm?

Stogi · « **Reply #112 on:** October 21, 2009, 01:53:16 PM »

I'm not trying to knock your new job or anything, but you know what they do right?

EasyCure · « **Reply #113 on:** October 21, 2009, 03:20:00 PM »

Yeah, i'll be in an ER helping people fill out medicare forms as per the job description give in to me during the interview.

I'd rather deal with sick and dying people than rich snobs who'd much rather run you over in their overpriced luxury cars than smile and say "thank you". I'll be getting paid more to, so thats a plus.

Stogi · « **Reply #114 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:23:02 PM »

For sure. I was pointing out that it's going to be busy day in and day out.

EasyCure · « **Reply #115 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:45:12 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 21, 2009, 06:23:02 PM

For sure. I was pointing out that it's going to be busy day in and day out.

That i'm used to, and honestly it makes the days go buy much quicker. I've grown to thrive on it at work actually. I bust my ass, go above and beyond here, mon-fri for little grattitude and no respect.

New job; i'll be just as busy (or busier) and I'll pretty much be my own boss since I'll have no one to answer to; ie no one to give me attitude, no one to ask for another favor, etc etc.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #116 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:56:18 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 21, 2009, 06:45:12 PM

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 21, 2009, 06:23:02 PM
For sure. I was pointing out that it's going to be busy day in and day out.

That i'm used to, and honestly it makes the days go buy much quicker. I've grown to thrive on it at work actually. I bust my ass, go above and beyond here, mon-fri for little grattitude and no respect.

New job; i'll be just as busy (or busier) and I'll pretty much be my own boss since I'll have no one to answer to; ie no one to give me attitude, no one to ask for another favor, etc etc.

That will be the disgruntled and distraught patients that are visiting.
Basically, same ****, different stink.... but more paper to wipe with.

EasyCure · « **Reply #117 on:** October 21, 2009, 07:05:38 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on October 21, 2009, 06:56:18 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 21, 2009, 06:45:12 PM
Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 21, 2009, 06:23:02 PM
For sure. I was pointing out that it's going to be busy day in and day out.

That i'm used to, and honestly it makes the days go buy much quicker. I've grown to thrive on it at work actually. I bust my ass, go above and beyond here, mon-fri for little grattitude and no respect.

New job; i'll be just as busy (or busier) and I'll pretty much be my own boss since I'll have no one to answer to; ie no one to give me attitude, no one to ask for another favor, etc etc.

That will be the disgruntled and distraught patients that are visiting.
Basically, same ****, different stink.... but more paper to wipe with.

Or i could just walk away and wait for them to die

At least at the new job i'll get a monthly bonus for putting up with as many of these clients/assholes as i can. Here I just had to smile and shrug off legal threats.

Stogi · « **Reply #118 on:** October 21, 2009, 07:09:01 PM »

You should do a Chappelle and wreck your office/work area on your final day!

EasyCure · « **Reply #119 on:** October 21, 2009, 07:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on October 21, 2009, 07:09:01 PM

You should do a Chappelle and wreck your office/work area on your final day!

I would but there's no one in a wheelchair to push down a flight of steps.

I know, i'm probably thinking of the wrong sketch.

Most of my coworkers that already know I've been planning on leaving here fully expect me to, at the very least, end up punching someone in the face. I'll keep you guys posted on how that goes. I think if anything, i'll just tell off this one fake ass bitch who only has a job here cuz she's sucking the managers dick. It's not a secret either.

Stogi · « **Reply #120 on:** October 21, 2009, 08:33:51 PM »

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11916&title=dave-gets-oprah-pregnant

This is how you leave an office.

But yeah, keep me posted.

EasyCure · « **Reply #121 on:** October 21, 2009, 08:52:25 PM »

Hahaha I didn't even have to check k the link, I remember it all just by the title

EasyCure · « **Reply #122 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:00:51 PM »

So this is the first day of my last week here. I was training my replacement (HAWTNESS!) all day and it seemed to go well, much much MUCH better than I expected (because her brains weren't burnt out by the HAWTNESS) and she seemed to catch on fast enough.

Why am I posting in the "why my job sucks" thread?

Well she was supposed to work my hours this week, and today I work from 9am to 8pm, which she agreed to do. 6:20 rolls around and the general manager tells her she can go home at 6:30 because we don't wanna burn her out on her first day. He asked if it was okay with me, as if I really had any say in the matter, and even thanked me. Then he walked away trying to hide the boner in his pants.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #123 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:15:06 PM »

we demand pics

EasyCure · « **Reply #124 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:25:46 PM »

Of his boner? No thanks.

Of the girl? I'll do my best. I already told her she's more than welcome to come to my going away party at a local bar this friday with the rest of our coworkers and at one point said "you don't gotta twist my arm to get me to have fun" so I'm sure she'll be there. She was all "you sure its okay though? No ones gonna feel like I don't belong there?" and i replied "no, if anything it'll make them like you more to see what you're really like. And if you don't go you'll be offending me personally" to which she said he "had" to go now with a smile..

What makes it all even sweeter is that she lives close to here so she'll have no excuse to NOT go home right after our last shift together this friday and show up to the bar (which is probably even closer to her still) in a skimpy outfit. If her ass looked this fat in business attire, I can't wait to see what a pair of tight jeans looks like (or better!). So yes, my camera will be in attendance and I plan on pretending to be sentimental and wanting a picture with every coworker; new and old.

ps. I just realized that "i pity the fool that doesn't phone home" is from the Simpsons.

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