Can I let you guys in on my terrible secret?
I've become obsessed with a reality show. To make matter worse, it's a cooking show.
My wife, who is insane, watches tons of Food Network crap. I don't understand cooking all day, then coming home and watching cooking shows, but whatever.
Anywhoo, there's a show called "Cutthroat Kitchen". It's amazing. Basically, during the competition, the host auctions off sabotages that the chefs can use against the other chefs. Things from having your chicken replaced with a whole canned chicken (ugh), to having all your knives replaced with an utility knife. Then, there's the insane stuff, like having a potato masher duct-taped to your hand. Or having to find your eggs, butter and flour for baking a birthday cake inside a bunch of other presents (while your competitor is making their cake and the clock is ticking!).
After it's all over, the judge comes down to judge their dishes... and the judge knows nothing about the crazy stuff they've gone through to make their dishes.
You should watch it.