You are soooo cool if you get drunk. I mean not just anyone can do that. It is awesome.
Was there any reason to bring this **** in here? No one here advocated drinking too much or called it cool so theres no need to bring a sarcastic attitude into the thread.
If anything this thread is a casual warning against getting shitfaced, and a place where we can tell our horror stories. Sure we'll laugh about them amongst ourselves but anyone who hasn't been in our positions can clearly see the negative side of drinking and be deterred from letting it happen to them.
Heres my story from last night, now that i have (enough) energy to tell it. We were out celebrating my girlfriends 23rd birthday at this club in the East Village. My brother was wasted by the time we got there so it felt like we were playing catchup with him, but thats a stupid game to play because we NEVER catch up to him. Especially when the bartender is giving him free shots cuz she recognized him from a few years back when he was a regular at this club after turning 21 (and hooking up with her lol).
The thing is, my brother gets RETARDED drunk and has no self control. As much as i try to keep him in check, its just impossible to be there all of the time. He's the kinda drunk asshole that starts taking peoples drinks the second they set em down, or beer bottles outta friends hands and swigging. He's also incredibly innapropriate with his actions; constantly making out with people or grabbing body parts.. but all his friends are crazy (and drunk) so they just roll with it thinking its all in fun.
Whats not fun is when he starts doing this **** to people that aren't in his circle of friends. Like the girl that chased him into the bathroom and tried kicking him while he was taking a piss and i hold to hold back cuz he was about to kick her right back. Turns out he grabbed her crotch and she was obviously upset about it. The bouncers come by because they see the commotion and start putting their hands on him so i almost get into a fight with the two of them because I didn't like the way they were trying to grab a hold of my brother. I told them i'd take him outside and that was it, party was over.
The next hour or so was spent trying to get him to walk in a straight line to the subway where he happened to run into two friends that were messing with him for being drunk. My brothers the type of drunk that doesn't like being called a drunk.. so he starts trying to kick them but i was holding him back already. They kept egging him on, because they were drunk or stoned, and wanted to fight me when i asked them to back the **** off cuz i wasnt in the mood to deal with any more ****. Eventually the train comes, he's being loud and obnoxious. We get to the Bronx where I parked my car and i have to drive my friend Jazz back to her town which is like half an hour outta the way, then back to my town where i got 3 hours of sleep before having to do family stuff.
i woke up with pretty much my first ever hangover, and tired muscles in my arms from constraining my older brother all that time. I wake up to find my brother drunk AGAIN cuz he got into some wine bottle our mother had left out. He woke everyone up by blasting loud Ecuadorian music and trying to get everyone to dance.. this was about 8am appearantly.
So yeah.. don't drink kids. It sucks
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