IT'S THE CONDIMENT FRIENDS SHOW
With your host: MISTER KETCHUP
children: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*I'm Mister Ketchup, I sing and dance allllllllllll dayyyyyyyy (Badum bum bum bum)
You can put on everything.....almost everything, I'm special that wayyyyyyyyyyyy*
*I'm Lady Mustard, I like to run around and plaayyyyyyyyyyyyy (Badum bum bum bum)
Though I married Mister Ketchup, I'm actually gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*
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