Beasts of the Southern Crap Wild: Turned it off a half-hour in/10
Screw this movie. I hated every character. EVERY character. The father a jerk who shouldn't be a father, the daughter is...I don't even know how to describe her, but I couldn't stand her. When her daddy yelled at her that one time, her immediate reaction was TO SET FIRE TO HER HOUSE, (highlight to read) which is when I said "eff you, kid, and eff this movie."
The other thing that irritated the sh*t out of me was the constant invoking of the fearsome "Aurochs."
The aurochs is a real animal, and it IS prehistoric. However, it's a bovine that formed the base of the modern domestic cattle. In fact, many "primitive" breeds of cattle, like the Spanish Fighting Bulls, still largely resemble aurochs. You know what an aurochs is NOT? A tusked, pig-like nightmare beast that hunted cavemen. God LORD that part of the movie made me mad. Why even BRING UP an aurochs is you're not going to use it correctly? Why not go with a goddamn saber-tooth tiger or short-faced bear?
WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT AN ANIMAL YOU THINK HAS A COOL-SOUNDING NAME?
Anyway, I turned the movie off not long after Honeybear (or whatever her backcountry bayou name was) cut her hand while trying to smack a bullhead. "This isn't going to get any better," I said.