Showdown in Little Tokyo
This is both one of the best and worst movies I've ever seen. It fails even as a simple early 90s action film (using that term lightly here), but it's pure comedy gold, mostly because you can't be this funny on purpose. The movie just kept topping itself. Bad acting? Check. Corny dialogue? Check. Terribly choreographed fight scenes? Check. Pointless nudity? Check. Red Shirts randomly shooting into the air instead of at or around someone? Check. Bath house fight scene in sumo thongs? Check. Japanese dudes eating sushi off of bare vaginas? Check. Tatsu from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie? Check! Unnecessarily elaborate death scene for the villain (played by Shang Tsung, Cary Tagawa)? Double Check! There was just so much going on and it's only like 70 minutes long. And seriously, this has one of the best lines ever uttered in an action movie:
Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
And all Dolph Lundgren does is nod and say, "Thanks." Can I buy this on Blu-Ray? PLEASE!