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Google has just been out... Googled?
« on: May 15, 2009, 08:44:04 PM »
http://www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/introducingwolframalpha.html

This is seriously crazy. This search engine just out googled Google and made countless websites obsolete.
Information overload as it gives you all the answers that you were looking for and all the ones the ones you hadn't  even thought of yet.

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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2009, 08:58:06 PM »
blaspheme!

1) Google searched websites to find them.
2) A lot of that Google can do too.
3) Load questions that actually work, real world test will be a lot worst!
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2009, 09:08:42 PM »
If that search engine actually works as advertised, I bet Google buys it out before it even goes live.
They will probably call it Google Know It All.

1) This gives you the info you need, forget searching through a bunch of websites.
2) But not like that, they simulated a nutrition table with the list of stuff and just other info you didn't even ask for all in a neat easy to read format.
3) I agree, but if this does work, this just became every Students home page when it comes to research and homework.

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2009, 09:12:17 PM »
lol im going to be rich, now i an either invest in the company or use it to figure out next weeks lottery numbers
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2009, 09:38:30 PM »
I read about this a month ago and was intrigued and scared by the possibilities.

BnM, you are right. This is what Google should have been developing instead of creating a way to actively use the information people give and recieve in order to specifically advertise to them. While Google's idea is also great (it's phenomenal), Wolfram is following the path that has been laid out for sometime. After the creation of the internet, digitizing the world's information into a network of databases that can overlap on another is next. And though I applaud the achievements of the team behind the program; they are laying the foundation for something we may not want.

I've already made threads and rants about the future. I've already explained how education as we know it is a thing of the past; so I don't want to repeat myself. Yet, having all the information the world has ever known in a computable format is the first step to having that information directly loaded into our brains. I've made a thread recently talking about how the human mind can teach a computer to translate our thoughts; how a paraplegic can walk through a virtual world. Once that is reversed; once we find a way to literally have the computer teach us, it's only a matter of time before we have nano-organic computers in our brains that are ready to except any new digital information we feed it. Learning complex subjects and concepts would become instant. At that point, the human race is either fucked or prosperous beyond our wildest dreams.

Still, before we arrive at that point, this is by far the greatest utensil man has ever had.
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« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 10:57:34 PM by stevey »
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2009, 10:47:29 PM »
I just typed in "wii."  It seems to be thinking about it, which is more than what analysts have done thus far.

Maybe Sony can use this technology to figure out how to compete.  Then again, I thought that's what Cell was for. :reggie:
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2009, 10:58:22 PM »
this is like the brainspawn in futurama
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 12:11:21 AM »
this is like the brainspawn in futurama

I agree, it must be stopped before it kills us all.
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 03:13:32 AM »
haha this thing isnt doing **** of what they said it can do
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 10:10:40 AM »
This is seriously crazy. This search engine just out googled Google and made countless websites obsolete.

Sorry, but no.  I typed in BOOBIES and the results it yielded were pretty disappointing.  Google hasn't lost it's relevance yet.

Wolfram didn't even tell me that you can type BOOBIES upside down on a calculator!
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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 12:04:14 PM »
it has no idea what tiggle bitties are

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 12:06:55 PM »
i killed the program "i'm sorry dave i'm afraid i can't do that... wolfram alpha has temporarily exceeded its its current maximum test load"
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 02:16:22 PM »
this is like the brainspawn in futurama

I agree, it must be stopped before it kills us all.

Someone needs to go back in time and become their own grandfather! It's the only way.
Fire up the LHC!

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I bet you wouldn't know what to do with that search.
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »
Based on the thoughts I'm having from this no one should ever put me in charge of marketing something, I'd just use that power to screw with people. If I had something that truly was smarter than Google I'd do everything in my power to name it Skynet. Also, I would have delayed the LHC and turned it on for the first time in December 2012.
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2009, 03:12:11 PM »
You can tell this was made by super nerds. I look forward to not thinking in the near future. Can the internet collapse of 2012 save us from Idiocracy? Stay tuned!

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« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2009, 11:12:24 AM »
Did anyone else have a boner throughout that entire presentation?

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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2009, 03:40:55 PM »
Based on the thoughts I'm having from this no one should ever put me in charge of marketing something, I'd just use that power to screw with people. If I had something that truly was smarter than Google I'd do everything in my power to name it Skynet. Also, I would have delayed the LHC and turned it on for the first time in December 2012.

lol me too, im thinking about staying with my survivalist uncle at the end of december 2012, just in case all hell breaks loose.
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2009, 02:10:12 AM »
This search engine is making the news tonite. channel 4 KRON @ 11:30pm.

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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2009, 02:58:53 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2009, 05:18:51 PM »
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Re: Google has just been out... Googled?
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2009, 05:26:53 PM »
http://www.google.com/squared

It's on!
In unrelated news, Wolfram Alpha announces that they have been bought out by an unnamed conglomerate right as they were switching over to Wolfram Beta. Look for a more details to follow in the coming weeks.

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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2009, 07:07:23 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2009, 07:14:45 PM »
Yeah well the Matrix likes sticking tubes and sucking electricity out of hoomans.
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