Where the hell did this question come from?
So, if I'm poopin in Cindy Crawford's panties, is it because I'm standing in her bathroom and she's passed out on the bed after a night of wild orgies?
My God, what would possess me to do that??
Maybe I'd poop in Hitler's pants, smear my extrement all over the inside of his trousers. All of his trousers in his drawers, so everything he wore would have stains from my deed...
What a question to answer and make me sound like a raving lunatic!