I believe the proper term is "double-bastard," you bastard.
which sounds really funny when you say it with a french accent
Doobill busteard!
If you read that post, and didnt laugh, you're a bastard!
also, if you sign up for a forum, then sign up to a secret santa gift exchange but don't send out your gift (even though you got yours!), you're a bastard!
we gotta lure this dude outta hiding!