LOL The Secret! Man that brings up an hilarious memory.
I remember chillin at my friends apartment trippin balls on a Saturday, watching the snow storm roll in and blanket everything. Her and I were hanging outside on her back porch counting the cars in her parking lot when I had this really strong urge to take a shower. I step into the shower and as soon as the water hits my head I start having an epiphany about the world, but more importantly, exactly how it works. I decide right there and then that I need to keep this to myself; no one else can know my secret. I step out of the shower and what do I see? "The Secret" sitting above the toilet, staring right back at me.
I almost died laughing.