Author Topic: Pap64 meet your servants (Read 22337 times)

Mop it up · « **Reply #25 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:17:17 PM »

Yeah I noticed that too, it doesn't really surprise me.
Congratulations!
Does this mean I have to be extra special nice to you now?

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #26 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 06, 2009, 06:17:17 PM

Yeah I noticed that too, it doesn't really surprise me.
Congratulations!
Does this mean I have to be extra special nice to you now?

You have to be extra nice to me because I'm making a "Who should Pap ban" List.

Mop it up · « **Reply #27 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:34:12 PM »

That's not a problem.
Are you comfy enough? Need an extra pillow? How about a drink? I make a pretty good strawberry daiquiri.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 06, 2009, 06:44:39 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on April 06, 2009, 06:30:44 PM

Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 06, 2009, 06:17:17 PM
Yeah I noticed that too, it doesn't really surprise me.
Congratulations!
Does this mean I have to be extra special nice to you now?

You have to be extra nice to me because I'm making a "Who should Pap ban" List.

I hope I am not on the list.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 06, 2009, 07:22:59 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 06, 2009, 06:34:12 PM

That's not a problem.
Are you comfy enough? Need an extra pillow? How about a drink? I make a pretty good strawberry daiquiri.

Welll...

My feet need rubbing, my two cats need to be spayed, I have a lot of laundry to do, I need someone to do my grocery shopping, I need someone so that my students can beat to death and I need someone to suck on my...

...piña colada.

Are you up to it? If so...

I need a resume with at least 6 months worth of experience and references readily available. Apply under "Pedro's manservant". Be quick, though, I already have 5 people hoping for the job.

EasyCure · « **Reply #30 on:** April 06, 2009, 08:26:39 PM »

Quote from: pap64 on April 06, 2009, 07:22:59 PM

Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 06, 2009, 06:34:12 PM
That's not a problem.
Are you comfy enough? Need an extra pillow? How about a drink? I make a pretty good strawberry daiquiri.

Welll...

My feet need rubbing, my two cats need to be spayed, I have a lot of laundry to do, I need someone to do my grocery shopping, I need someone so that my students can beat to death and I need someone to suck on my...

...piÃ±a colada.

Are you up to it? If so...

I need a resume with at least 6 months worth of experience and references readily available. Apply under "Pedro's manservant". Be quick, though, I already have 5 people hoping for the job.

Will including a picture of my monkey all snug in a banana hammock give me the winning edge I need to land the job???

EasyCure · « **Reply #31 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:30:57 PM »

well here it is anyway

Stogi · « **Reply #32 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:34:52 PM »

Is that a mixed nuts bowl? Cuz that's badass.

EasyCure · « **Reply #33 on:** April 06, 2009, 09:39:11 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on April 06, 2009, 09:34:52 PM

Is that a mixed nuts bowl? Cuz that's badass.

no i found it in the bath section at Target, some sorta soap holder.

Stratos · « **Reply #34 on:** April 06, 2009, 10:02:50 PM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on April 06, 2009, 06:30:44 PM

Quote from: Mop_it_up on April 06, 2009, 06:17:17 PM
Yeah I noticed that too, it doesn't really surprise me.
Congratulations!
Does this mean I have to be extra special nice to you now?

You have to be extra nice to me because I'm making a "Who should Pap ban" List.

Uh-oh, I'm in trouble if you are making Pap's 'To Ban' list. I'm probably at the top.

Congrats Pap, are you just a news guy or a reviewer person or what? What is your position?

Was there a 'now hiring' sign up? I'm curious how you got on. Did you ask them or did they need a new person? It was probably your great writing skills in the 10-Year retrospective threads. Your thoughts there were well written.

Mop it up · « **Reply #35 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:08:27 PM »

Quote from: pap64 on April 06, 2009, 07:22:59 PM

My feet need rubbing, my two cats need to be spayed, I have a lot of laundry to do, I need someone to do my grocery shopping, I need someone so that my students can beat to death and I need someone to suck on my...
...piña colada.
I need a resume with at least 6 months worth of experience and references readily available. Apply under "Pedro's manservant". Be quick, though, I already have 5 people hoping for the job.

Well, unfortunately I don't think I meet any of the technical requirements, but that doesn't mean I can't handle it. My hands are perfect for rubbing feet because they are very soft from the moisturizer I use. I can usually follow directions pretty well so I could probably spay your cats if I had an instructional video to follow. When it comes to laundering clothes, I'm very careful, so you don't have to worry about them shrinking or fading or anything. I'm a smart shopper so I could probably save you some money when I do your grocery shopping. Since I'm kind of pudgy, I'd make a pretty good punching bag for your students. I don't know what that last line of yours means, but just so you know I don't do sexual favours.

Who needs experience as a servant? I've got life experience.

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:16:53 PM »

I changed the title into something more fitting.This is cracking me up.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:22:41 PM »

Let me just take this moment to say Rosie Perez and Jon Leguizamo are my favorite actors.

EasyCure · « **Reply #38 on:** April 06, 2009, 11:33:48 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2009, 11:22:41 PM

Let me just take this moment to say Rosie Perez and Jon Leguizamo are my favorite actors.

Luigi mario was his best role EVAR

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #39 on:** April 07, 2009, 12:02:54 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2009, 11:22:41 PM

Let me just take this moment to say Rosie Perez and Jon Leguizamo are my favorite actors.

And nothing on Benicio del Toro and Raul Julia?

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #40 on:** April 07, 2009, 12:07:49 AM »

Quote from: pap64 on April 07, 2009, 12:02:54 AM

Quote from: ShyGuy on April 06, 2009, 11:22:41 PM
Let me just take this moment to say Rosie Perez and Jon Leguizamo are my favorite actors.

And nothing on Benicio del Toro and Raul Julia?

I heard of Benicio Del Toro but I'm not familar with his work. Raul Julia I think The Adam's Family was my favorite from him. The Street Fighter movie was funny.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 07, 2009, 12:54:50 AM »

If any of you guys watch MST3K you should hunt down "Overdrawn at the memory bank". Its a really, really bad public television movie that stars Raul Julia, and despite the story sucking he does really well. He's like a rose growing out of manure.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #42 on:** April 07, 2009, 12:57:32 AM »

Benicio Del Toro was in Licence to Kill. Sadly, despite having a strong screen prescence, Benicio never seemed able to translate it into a succesful acting career with only small blips here and there. Like winning an Oscar in Traffic. Or so I've been told.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:12:49 AM »

Man, I forgot one very important actor...Luis Guzman.

Dude's in everything! He usually plays "The Puertorican guy" on comedies, but he has made surprising appearances throughout his career.

Stratos · « **Reply #44 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:22:44 AM »

Quote from: Khushrenada on April 07, 2009, 12:57:32 AM

Benicio Del Toro was in Licence to Kill. Sadly, despite having a strong screen prescence, Benicio never seemed able to translate it into a succesful acting career with only small blips here and there. Like winning an Oscar in Traffic. Or so I've been told.

License to kill was the one where Bond went rogue to kill the guy who murdered his best friend and his wife on their wedding night right? He was a good Bond villain. I love the old Bond movies from the 70's and 80's.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:28:07 AM »

I just noticed Easycure's monkey in a banana hammock.

If you can get me that I will be forever grateful!

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #46 on:** April 07, 2009, 01:35:02 AM »

Benicio Del Toro will play Moe in the new three stooges movie along with Sean Penn (Larry) and Jim Carrey (Curly)

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #47 on:** April 07, 2009, 02:21:48 AM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on April 07, 2009, 01:35:02 AM

Benicio Del Toro will play Moe in the new three stooges movie along with Sean Penn (Larry) and Jim Carrey (Curly)

I didn't know there was going to be a Three Stooges movie.Looking at the cast I'll check it out.I love Jim Carrey.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #48 on:** April 07, 2009, 03:30:29 AM »

Puerto Rico means "rich port" in Spanish.

Khushrenada · « **Reply #49 on:** April 07, 2009, 10:09:27 AM »

Quote from: GoldenPhoenix on April 07, 2009, 01:35:02 AM

Benicio Del Toro will play Moe in the new three stooges movie along with Sean Penn (Larry) and Jim Carrey (Curly)

That's right. When I read that, I thought it was good casting. He'll make a perfect Moe. Jim Carrey as Curly sounds right also. But Sean Penn as Larry? What the?

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Author Topic: Pap64 meet your servants (Read 22337 times)