Purple Birdo here. Looks like my rival, that dastardly pink Birdo, has survived through the night. I knew she had friends in high places. You don’t get to such a position of fame when you’re that ugly without a little help. She’s got secrets. She’s hiding something which would ruin her if it got out.
Enough about her. Her time will come. For today, I shall vote blackfootsteps.
(By the way DrewMG, nice story there. I like how the bottle contained milk, good timing on that one.)