Topic: Reality television; what type of person would you be?

[Stogi]

Sometimes when I'm really really bored, I'll watch one of the thousands of reality TV shows. I know the producers pick the most whacked out people on purpose, but good lord; this is the dark side of America. I don't understand how any of them can take it soooooo seriously that they either cry or fight. I find it hilarious. It always makes me feel better about myself.

If I were ever on of one those shows, I would be the lovable dick. I would make fun of everyone; constantly! I would make faces at the cameras letting the audience know what I don't want to say out loud, like "this bitch is crazy!" or when I'm lying my ass off. I would whore out the camera that follows me around, doing on the spot advertising in order to get free swag/meals/access. I bet they'd give me my own show!

The only sad part would be having to stop smoking

[BlackNMild2k1]

They don't let you smoke on reality TV?

[ThePerm]

well like on survivor you get a million dollars. That's something to stress over. The smoking thing as mentioned probably plays into it.

if i were on a reality show i would be that gy who thinks he can solve all sorts of problems you never see anybody solve, only to fail repeatedly, and then get voted off for being so out there.

[Stogi]

They don't let you smoke on reality TV?

Weed

User was warned for this post. No discussing illegal activities! ~Pale

[Mop it up]

I don't watch reality shows, or television in general really, but I'll take stab at this anyway. I'd probably end up being the megalomaniac, the one who thinks they're better than everyone else and would be so assured of my victory as to not even put in any effort. I'd also believe myself to be the sexiest one of the bunch, even though I'm kind of ugly.
Those shows have people like that, right? That's just good television.

[GoldenPhoenix]

Me. I'd be the more quiet girl that isn't the life of the party but will try to help some of the others out, I'd get booted early on because even though I'd work hard I couldn't bring myself to lie.

[BranDonk Kong]

I would be the murderer-rapist.

[Stogi]

They don't let you smoke on reality TV?

Weed

User was warned for this post. No discussing illegal activities! ~Pale

That's a little harsh, Pale. But I understand.

[Pale]

I only gave you 10%... that's the definition of going easy on you! =P Just please don't do it again.

[Stogi]

What?

What's this 10% business and what level am I at now?

[Pale]

Hah, you need to read the forum rules thread that I updated a while ago.

There's a new standardized warning policy... you can get 10, 20, or 30%

At 25% you go on the watched list.
At 50% your posts have to be approved by a mod before they are visible.
At 75% you are temp banned and go on probation.

Your percentage decreases by 1% per day.

[GoldenPhoenix]

I only gave you 10%... that's the definition of going easy on you! =P Just please don't do it again.

::reports Pale for derailing the thread::

[nickmitch]

I'd be the non-confrontational guy, who is usually the brains on all the missions but gets voted off early for no reason or wins by being under the radar 'til the end.

[BlackNMild2k1]

Depends on how comfortable I am with the people in the situation, but I could either be
1) the lovable dick thats always crackin mean jokes that everyone else will find funny but most would be ashamed at laughing at for fear of hurting the other persons feelings. Jokes mostly met with "oohhh" or "aahhh"  instead "hahahalolololol"
-or I could be-
2.) the more quiet observant one that everyone feels the need to tell everything too whether I wanna hear it or not. Always wanting me to hear their side of the story so they have some back up or can just get it off their chest. Mostly un-confrontational until confronted, and then.... back to (1).

But I will always try to be the one that is the voice of reason and common sense whenever an actual task comes up, because I'm always trying to solve some sort of problem logically, quickly & as easy as possible. I think thats why i always end up being (2) for lots of people and why I have to balance it out with (1).


edit: My sig is a good example of something said after being confronted by someone that was way out of line.
starts off as kind of a George Bliuth lesson and then ends with a knife to the gut reality check.

[Khushrenada]

I'd be the winner.

[BlackNMild2k1]

They don't let you smoke on reality TV?

Weed

User was warned for this post. No discussing illegal activities! ~Pale

So can we talk about smoking weed now that it's practically legal?

Hah, you need to read the forum rules thread that I updated a while ago.

hmm... that was quite a while ago.
Has it been done more recently?