Author Topic: The Forums Stats Thread that Mop it up and Stratos Abandoned (Read 190195 times)

EasyCure · « **Reply #675 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:51:21 PM »

Why do I find that so hard to....

HEY MY PIZZA LATE WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

Stogi · « **Reply #676 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:56:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 01, 2010, 08:51:21 PM

HEY MY PIZZA LATE WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

Why did I envision a Chinese woman saying that?

Speaking of which...there's this girl...well woman I should say, she's 27...that texts me and even though she's as white as they come, she sounds like an old chinese woman....I'm going to go look up a perfect example...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA aight look.

She texted me whats up and I told her I wasn't feeling well. She then replied with this:

"Ahhh you like chicken soup??? If you have a crockpot I can cook for you!! This weekend??"

Ahahahaha

EasyCure · « **Reply #677 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:21:29 PM »

I sound chinese cuz I dropped the S in Pizza's by mistake? You racist bastard..

I NO PUNK BITCH, YOU PUNK BITCH

YOU PAY NOW!

Stogi · « **Reply #678 on:** April 01, 2010, 09:28:00 PM »

If pointing out that old chinese ladies can't form proper sentences is racist, then Dante "Blazin' The Amazin" Person of African Persuasion doesn't give a ****!

BE A MAN!

EasyCure · « **Reply #679 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:01:33 PM »

NEĤO MA!

Stratos · « **Reply #680 on:** April 02, 2010, 03:52:44 AM »

I'm seriously thinking of posting the messed up stats since it is the first of the month.

LOL, did I really already tell that story here?

Did I tell the one about the time some girls at a party promised me over the phone to do something 'really special' to me if I were really hot?

ThePerm · « **Reply #681 on:** April 02, 2010, 03:53:57 AM »

no, tell the story!

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #682 on:** April 02, 2010, 03:57:21 AM »

Isn't that the one where they turn out to be like 12 years old?

Stratos · « **Reply #683 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:07:57 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy² on April 02, 2010, 03:57:21 AM

Isn't that the one where they turn out to be like 12 years old?

Crap, you've heard that one too?

Man...I gotta come up with some new stories...

Mop it up · « **Reply #684 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:15:12 AM »

You mean you're going to make stuff up?

You just need to get a new job, where different kinds of crazy stuff can happen to you.

Stratos · « **Reply #685 on:** April 02, 2010, 04:22:08 AM »

I just need to better remember other stories. I don't make them up. I just forget half of them.

There was the Halloween of Hawtness where multiple girls were in scantily clad outfits. One was a naughty maid, another a naughty cop and the last looked like a show girl. All three were in the bathroom fixing up their outfits and I walked in the back door from a delivery right as they came in the front door. I just kinda stood there slack-jawed and dropped my delivery bag in shock. They thought my reaction was hilarious.

EasyCure · « **Reply #686 on:** April 03, 2010, 01:29:51 PM »

you shoulda said it was a costume and said 'so when do we leave for the party?"

Stratos · « **Reply #687 on:** April 03, 2010, 06:53:37 PM »

There was an after work Halloween party that night but the pretty girl I liked at the time had already left by the time I got there and all the other girls there were taken...so I sat on the couch drinking with a guy that worked at Papa Johns and we swapped pizza stories while watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre while he bitched about my boss (apparently she is renowned even in the other pizza places in the area, LOL).

EasyCure · « **Reply #688 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:52:56 PM »

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

epicly sad

Mop it up · « **Reply #689 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:08:40 AM »

Hey look Stratos, you and I are the only ones who are online right now.

...Don't try anything funny!

Stratos · « **Reply #690 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:12:16 AM »

Don't worry, I'm sure GP is in the shadows lurking in hidden mode. So I can't try much without her noticing

Mop it up · « **Reply #691 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:13:21 AM »

Nah, no hidden users on right now. Not even me. There's no one to hide from anyway.

Stratos · « **Reply #692 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:14:44 AM »

So does that mean were getting some 'quality alone time'?

Mop it up · « **Reply #693 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:18:36 AM »

I guess so. It's at least nice to not have to hide every once and a while.

...Look! There are 12 spiders online! EEK! Squash 'em!

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #694 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:43:18 AM »

We are not alone.

Mop it up · « **Reply #695 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:44:32 AM »

OH SNAP!

*hides*

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #696 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:24:24 AM »

That people is comedy.

Stogi · « **Reply #697 on:** April 05, 2010, 05:58:01 AM »

No...this is comedy

Quote from: Maxi on April 01, 2010, 10:13:28 PM

You guys are fucking jerks!

EasyCure · « **Reply #698 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:14:03 PM »

Yes, I do have a comedic sig. Thanks

Stratos likes being watched during "quality alone time" confirmed!

BeautifulShy · « **Reply #699 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:25:14 PM »

Where are that stats Stratos?

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Author Topic: The Forums Stats Thread that Mop it up and Stratos Abandoned (Read 190195 times)