"So someone ordered an extra sausage pizza...."
I had a girl in a sultry voice ask for an "
Extra large pizza, with
Extra sausage" she then asked for and extra order of me on the side. I was younger then and more innocent and I nervously replied "Sorry, but we don't serve that here" and hung up.
Is that code for something lol?
no, it was a serious query!
A pissed pizza boy once said "Listen to the time quoted on the phone" because of the person who called back wondering where their pizza was and saying it was late when it was barely 20 minutes later.
I've delivered to crazies in hospitals, houses under construction, hippie cars, fireworks stands, bars where they ate outside because the kitchen there was closed but they still couldn't bring in outside food, casinos, Burger King, Jack In the Box, the federal Air Traffic Control Tower nearby, schools...no manholes yet. Once when I was working we ordered Dominos and had them deliver it to us. Someone tried to pimp out one of the female drivers on a delivery.
I delivered to a party one night where they drunkenly begged me to come play guitar hero and I totally beat the best guy there. I was a hero, girls hanging on me and asking to get their picture taken with me. One gal offered to flash me though the guy I'm assuming was her boyfriend convinced her not to. It was a strange experience overall but the guy who paid tipped me $20 for it and the order was around $45. So it was worth it and I got to play guitar hero to boot.