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Offline Plugabugz

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How to be politically correct
« on: March 02, 2009, 09:39:12 AM »
No blinking
No referring to a woman as a female - she is a person
No referring to a man as a male - he is a person
No facial expressions indicating entertainment or disapproval of any nature
No vocal implications citing satisfaction or dissatisfaction of a particular topic
No "abbreviations" referring to a persons nationality
No remarks of a personality/appearance-specific nature (not saying what but you get the idea..)
No remarks of a human nature (you earthling, you person etc)
Stiff upper lip at all times
No haircuts that signify independence
No slouching

and lastly - if you work in a call centre or an office with no windows - no outwardly expressions of emotion.

Have i missed any?

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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 10:42:20 AM »
Yes,"Be a communist".
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 01:16:02 PM »
You must be at least this tall >>>      ---------------------------------------------------
to be offended by j*p, ch*nk, or g*y
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 02:13:49 PM »
tall or "long"?
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 05:55:53 PM »
I think you have to be long to be offended by another racial slur.  (Stogi, back me up on this.)
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 06:34:54 PM »
Bloody sod off you wanking commie. You will have to get it out of my cold dead brain.
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 07:48:16 PM »
i hate all you stupid Ames and all those freaking Cans can go to hell too!
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 08:13:14 PM »
You are all goobers
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 08:19:28 PM »
No hitting on a co-worker unless you're beautiful/handsome.

Offline ThePerm

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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 01:04:12 AM »
no post threads with politics?
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 01:48:58 PM »
Bloody sod off you wanking commie. You will have to get it out of my cold puckerd butt.

Fixed.

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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 06:54:00 PM »
"Kill the white devils"
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Re: How to be politically correct
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 09:07:03 PM »
We deem the opening post to be adequate.
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