Topic: How to be politically correct

[Plugabugz]

No blinking
No referring to a woman as a female - she is a person
No referring to a man as a male - he is a person
No facial expressions indicating entertainment or disapproval of any nature
No vocal implications citing satisfaction or dissatisfaction of a particular topic
No "abbreviations" referring to a persons nationality
No remarks of a personality/appearance-specific nature (not saying what but you get the idea..)
No remarks of a human nature (you earthling, you person etc)
Stiff upper lip at all times
No haircuts that signify independence
No slouching

and lastly - if you work in a call centre or an office with no windows - no outwardly expressions of emotion.

Have i missed any?

[BranDonk Kong]

Yes,"Be a communist".

[King of Twitch]

You must be at least this tall >>>      ---------------------------------------------------
to be offended by j*p, ch*nk, or g*y

[NinGurl69 *huggles]

tall or "long"?

[nickmitch]

I think you have to be long to be offended by another racial slur.  (Stogi, back me up on this.)

[oohhboy]

Bloody sod off you wanking commie. You will have to get it out of my cold dead brain.

[EasyCure]

i hate all you stupid Ames and all those freaking Cans can go to hell too!

[GoldenPhoenix]

You are all goobers

[Mop it up]

No hitting on a co-worker unless you're beautiful/handsome.

[ThePerm]

no post threads with politics?

[vudu]

Bloody sod off you wanking commie. You will have to get it out of my cold puckerd butt.

Fixed.

lol political banned

[S-U-P-E-R]

"Kill the white devils"
- Hiroshi Yamauchi, emperor-god of Japan

[NovaQ]

We deem the opening post to be adequate.