I agree, and even though you're making a joke, I'm going to respond anyway (in this thread that has nothing to do with Mario). I think in this specific case, the designers made the game with great controls, and then they made an extra mode that messed with the controls big-time. After enjoying the original controls, I had even more fun getting used to the weird ones. If, however, those wonky controls had been the only option from the beginning of the game, I would not have been happy.