I know everyone likes hearing about Bill, so here's a recent conversate we had in response to the Red Steak 2 trailer:
[20:01] Bill: i see western awesome, i see actual sword gameplay that we know is now physically possible with M+, i see awesome visual design
so far so good here
[20:02] Geoffry Giraffe: But that's not gameplay footage
[20:02] Bill: i bet it'll be close if not identical to what was shown
[20:02] Daisy: good IR control was physically possible in launch games. in Red Steel it was not.
[20:02] PIAC: they turned the awesome realistic gfx into a kiddie disney game, made the emphasis on crappy boring swordfighting, took out multiplayer and no more gangsta style and PROBABLY no more slowmo stuff which was the only thing the original innovated in
[20:02] Geoffry Giraffe: More platitudes
<UBI> EH HAHAHAHA that'll keep 'em busy
[20:02] Daisy: LOL TRUE GEOF
[20:03] Daisy: this is no leak
[20:03] Daisy: it's intentional
[20:03] Geoffry Giraffe: Yeha Bill, they said "close to if not identical" last time
[20:03] Geoffry Giraffe: Fool me once
[20:03] Bill: that was before we knew what the wiimote could really do
[20:03] Daisy: you give it to some OTHER COUNTRY'S NEWS STATION and expect them to handle the footage with care? laffo
[20:04] PIAC: lol
[20:04] Daisy: this is just the Road to E3 viral hype
[20:04] Geoffry Giraffe: I mean Wii isn't cabale of those graffix and it will be rushed as all hell and WORSE
[20:04] Geoffry Giraffe: WORSE is that the gam won't sell because everybody thought the first one sucked
[20:04] Daisy: and here's another knock on this fake trailer, the original Red Steel trailer had IN GAME GRAPHICS
[20:04] Bill: uh, so are these
[20:05] PIAC: i liked the first one which is why i dont want this
[20:05] Daisy: they're not bill
[20:05] Bill: just AA'd
[20:05] Daisy: wii doesn't have AA
[20:05] Bill: but it's the ingame engine
[20:05] Daisy: wii can't output that rez
[20:05] Daisy: it had PoP 360 engine written all over it
[20:05] Bill: i don't give a **** about resolution
[20:05] PIAC: ubisofts plan is working, everyone is arguing
[20:05] Daisy: LOL GRUB
[20:05] Bill: it's a trailer meant to be played on a big screen
[20:06] Bill: hence it being an internal trailer
[20:06] PIAC: tearing apart the Wii base from the inside
[20:06] Geoffry Giraffe: Yeah, they don't need to be honest
[20:06] Daisy: and trailers for WII GAMES meant to be played on big screens means the footage gets UPSCALED AND NOTICEABLY BLURRY
[20:06] Daisy: upscaling WII GAMES doesn't suddenly INCREASE DETAIL
[20:06] Daisy: not a chance
[20:06] Geoffry Giraffe: Yeah fucking UBISoft and third parties
[20:07] Daisy: man, my 3rd party HATORADE levels are rising. this e3 will be AWESOME, just for the potential to crush dreams
[20:07] Geoffry Giraffe: But it could be a big hit if the change it's name to just "Red Steel" and forget the first game ever existed
[20:07] Geoffry Giraffe: Oh yeah that's right, spit userbase with Motion Plus
[20:07] Geoffry Giraffe: Never mind
[20:07] Daisy: this trailer insults me
[20:08] Geoffry Giraffe: Another third party failure on the fire
[20:08] Daisy: if it was a CG teaser, i'd be fine, but they go thru the motions of hiring an actor to pretend there's gameplay
[20:08] Geoffry Giraffe: And FF:CC Wii looks like **** too
[20:08] Bill: you guys are all fags, i have better things to do in a bad mood
[20:08] Daisy: FFCC is ok, it's basically PsiOps 2
[20:08] *** Akai-chan has left the conversation.
[20:09] Daisy: LOL HE WAS IN A BAD MOOD?
[20:09] Geoffry Giraffe: LOL
[20:09] Daisy: WHY
[20:09] Daisy: I THOUGHT HE LIKED THE TRAILER
[20:09] Daisy: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:09] Geoffry Giraffe: Plan worked
[20:09] Daisy: minus one nintard
on a positive note
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA