Smiley aside, you're officially dead to me. St. Anger isn't *that* bad, though it certainly isn't great. Death Magnetic, on the other hand, is fucking awesome. I would either put it right above, or tied with, Master of Puppets (and under ...And Justice For All). The problem with Load, Reload, and St. Anger (though not as much) is Bob Rock is a consumer's music producer (Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Simple Plan, Gavin Rossdale, the Offspring...Metallica's albums from 91-2003, etc). Rick Rubin, on the other hand, is a musician's music producer (Slayer, Run DMC, RHCP, Johnny Cash, Tom Petty...Death Magnetic).