Author Topic: NWR friend Codes (Read 28348 times)

ThePerm · « **on:** August 04, 2008, 10:47:12 PM »

Hey do you ever go out to eat dinner with your ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend.....

awkward!

D_Average · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:00:46 PM »

Helllzzzzzzz no

nickmitch · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:25:08 PM »

Is this like that show on MTV? You know, the one with the adulterous whores and the sexual tension?

bustin98 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:26:38 PM »

Lets ask Maverick if he's into it.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:51:18 PM »

Get some self-esteem for Christ's sake. If the girl is letting that happening, she's a bitch and stop playing her game.

Maverick · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2008, 12:02:21 AM »

Quote from: bustin98 on August 04, 2008, 11:26:38 PM

Lets ask Maverick if he's into it.

Actually, I have a somewhat similar yet still awkward story. After I stole my last girlfriend (who I just recently broke up with) from her old boyfriend a couple years ago, me and him went out to have some coffee and discuss what had happened. While there, I ran into my other ex who I had just broken up with a few months prior (who I had denied making up with just that week due to being in a new relationship) sitting with a "guy friend".

A double dose of awkward, if you will.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2008, 12:19:14 AM »

Are you bringing a date? The only way to get hilarious sitcom hijinks is to bring your own date. obvious bonus points if she has a critical flaw like kleptomania or is in a coma.

Crimm · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2008, 12:32:04 AM »

I have, but it wasn't my immediate ex, it was a few years after, and we had returned to our friend status.

ThePerm · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2008, 06:04:08 PM »

it wasn't a totally bad night, i stopped dating her a long time ago. Her current BF wasn't a weirdo like all the other guys she dated(the last guy she dated was a born again Christian who dumped her because he decided to go back to being gay). We just spent the whole time making fun of her because she complains about everything and also discussing our contempt for the girl that shat in my car. Also, i fixed her computer. By fixing her computer i mean i ran system restore like any idiot should know how to do

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2008, 06:05:31 PM »

booo

There's a million better girls. Get as far from her as possible.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2008, 06:15:02 PM »

When your best friend is clearly having a good time in the bedroom next door, and the walls between is thinner than a plank of wood, then it's awkward.

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2008, 06:42:57 PM »

Quote from: Plugabugz on August 05, 2008, 06:15:02 PM

When your best friend is clearly having a good time in the bedroom next door, and the walls between is thinner than a plank of wood, then it's awkward.

For some reason this reminded me of a story my friend told me just a few weeks ago when he was back in town from college:

(Short-Short version)

After hanging out with a guy friend and some chick that happened to be a security gaurd for his campus that they just met that evening and getting super wasted...

They go back to her house to watch movies, somehow ended up in bed with the chick in the middle. He had his back to them and felt her hands running up and down him, peeked over and she was doing the same to him so after a bit they both have the same idea and start feeling her up some. He claims all he grabbed was boob (i bet it was less cuz he's a loser).

I forget how but he stopped fooling around cuz "it was weird" so he turns his back to them again and hears them fooling around. Says it took him 10 mins to realize they were screwing RIGHT NEXT TO HIM in her bed. He leaves, goes to the couch in the living room to sleep.

They come out and start screwing around in the other couch, he leaves again and goes back to the room.

Freaking idiot.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2008, 07:00:22 PM »

I can top that.

There was only 3 of us in the house - me plus the other 2. BANG BANG BANG from where the bed is slamming against the wall. I can here that PLUS all the associated noises coz the walls are that thin.

I had to put up with about 2 hours of it until they finally had enough. The following morning i (happily!) reminded them that the walls are an inch thick and i'm an incredibly light sleeper - Footsteps can wake me. The look on their faces was priceless.

EasyCure · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2008, 07:08:48 PM »

i like mine (my friends) story better because he was almost part of a threesome and blew it. you were just a witness to sex.

Maverick · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2008, 07:27:07 PM »

Threesomes are gross if there are anymore than one man involved. I would have gotten the hell up out of there, or at least asked if we could take turns instead of double-teaming.

EasyCure · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2008, 07:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Maverick on August 05, 2008, 07:27:07 PM

Threesomes are gross if there are anymore than one man involved. I would have gotten the hell up out of there, or at least asked if we could take turns instead of double-teaming.

i agree with you but in his case, this is probably the closest he's ever been to having sex so if i were him i would of bit the bullet (and nothing else!) and gone thru with it. Besides, the way he told the story it sounds like the chick was so drunk it didnt matter who she screwed as long as she got off. He could of easily been the one to initiate and get more action than just grab a boob, and his friend would of been the one to back off at the thought of The Devil's Threesome and left the room.

but no, he's a freakin idiot.

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2008, 08:24:10 PM »

lol, when i lived with my roommate Leroy he'd get drunk and then high and then he'd call over this really fat red head. sure enough me and my other roommate Andrew were sitting on the couch and all of a sudden we thought the roof was going to collapse, we could hear Leroy and the chick banging upstairs. Loud bed screeching.

Maverick · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2008, 09:10:56 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on August 05, 2008, 07:49:24 PM

i agree with you but in his case, this is probably the closest he's ever been to having sex so if i were him i would of bit the bullet (and nothing else!) and gone thru with it.

If he's a virgin, I doubt he'd want his first sexual experience to be a three way with a slutty chick and his friend. I know from personal experience that I'm very grateful that I lost my virginity to a girl who I was deeply in love with, and her me.

I'm weird, though, so you never know...

EasyCure · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2008, 09:18:08 PM »

he claims he's not but if he isnt.. he's only had one experience before and since he's at college while all his friends are back in this shitty town, he should be the one having wild crazy drunken sex, not us but i'm not complaining, i just want him to live a little

Maverick · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2008, 09:27:56 PM »

Eh, everyone goes at their own pace. Hell, my two best friends have never had a girlfriend I don't think they've even kissed a girl, but I'm afraid to ask. and they're 21 years old. Kind of sucks that I can never discuss any relationship related things with them when I'm having girl problems, 'cause there's just no way they can possibly understand.

But I don't tease them about it. They'll get there eventually. Or fall in love with each other.

Either way.

EasyCure · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2008, 09:35:52 PM »

hahaha i know what you mean. i worry about him sometimes...

the only reason i tease him about it is cuz he's always complaining that he's not getting any. Thats when i remind him of all the times he COULD have but blew it. Hell another friend and i took him out clubbing once cuz he was "dying to get drunk and party" with us, he had ONE beer and didnt even dance with anyone though he claims to do this all the time in college.

i'd talk him up to all these girls and basically drop them on his lap, and he'd end up blowing it in five mins and the girls would go back to hanging out on their own. Then my night gets ruined cuz i dont want to have fun if he's not, the puss.

Maverick · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2008, 10:06:18 PM »

Damn... will you take me clubbin'? I could use a few girls dropped in my lap.

5 minutes is all I need GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY!

EasyCure · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2008, 10:18:36 PM »

you ever in NY, you drop me a line. word!

turns out i'm a smoother talker and charmer when i'm drunk but since i have a gf i can't do more than talk to a group of girls and get them to hang out for a bit and hope one of my single friends doesnt ruin it

Maverick · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2008, 10:29:08 PM »

Funnily enough, me and McFuckNuts were planning a trip to NY before "the incident".

I actually have problems meeting women, 'cause I don't really give a **** about them. I expect them to fall into my lap and/or chase me around. I tend to get into relationships with girls who I've known for awhile already due to some other circumstance. I'm terrible at meeting ANYONE new, let alone anyone of the female persuasion.

It probably doesn't help that I don't drink and refuse to drink, which is very difficult for a lot of girls my age to put up with, it seems.

EasyCure · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2008, 11:15:57 PM »

maybe they think you're purposely trying to stay sober so even if they're a little drunk, you're much more comprehensive then them and they fear you'll take advantage of them?

i think i put too much thought into it. Oh and **** McFuckNuts we coulda had our own thing going while RAB is off in lalla-land and americas hat.

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Author Topic: NWR friend Codes (Read 28348 times)