Dress up like Jon Lindemann.
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black fairy tales are better at sports
I'm happy with thinking pokepal148 is just eating a stick of butter. It seems about right for him. I don't need no stinking facts.
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PMEASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.
As Jack walks through the gritty locales filed with bulky goons, rotting cars, flaming trash cans and spiked walls, two commentators drop crude, vulgar one-liners in tune to his actions. For instance, after Jack stabs not one, but two street signs through an enemy's head, one commentator says, "Oh, he should have seen the signs!" and the other responds, "Do you have a big book of sh!tty puns?" To this, the first advises, "F$@!k off." After Jack crams some S&M-geared gimp into a flaming trash can, a commentator screams, "I love the smell of sizzling dipsh!t in the morning!" Publisher SEGA indicated that there might be some recognizable talent providing voices for these two commentators and we are almost certain that one of them is John Dimaggio (better known as Bender from Futurama).