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Offline UncleBob

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Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« on: March 25, 2008, 09:16:21 PM »
What would a space pirate call a stolen ship from Star Fox?

A Yarrrrr-wing.
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 12:21:03 PM »
admit it, you heard two lil kids say that at your Wal*mart and you thought it was funny
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 12:36:53 PM »
No, I came up with that one all on my own. ;)

If Ganondorf took Link, ground up the meat and fat in his body, added some salt/spices, and packed in a nice little casing, what would he call it?

Sausage Links.
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 07:26:02 PM »
got any more? im bored at work
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2008, 12:14:34 AM »
These are from Nintendo Power:
-What does Mario use to tell the future?
A Luigi-board

-What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?
Triforce

-What type of fish attacks Mario?
A barra-koopa+
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2008, 12:51:32 PM »
Quote from: pap64 on March 27, 2008, 12:14:34 AM
-What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't open a door?
Triforce

Whoa... my mind took that joke in a whoooole other direction...

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-What type of fish attacks Mario?
A barra-koopa+

don't almost all of them? except those dolphins.. they were cool. but their not fish anyway right? i thought they were mammals. hey why the hell didnt they have those dolphins back in Mario Sunshine? I mean they had some cool dolphins in waverace and the whole GC codename thing was Dolphin.. why not bring them back into the mario universe? i liked em
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 01:00:25 PM »
The entire island was dolphin shaped and named Delfino, remember?
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 01:17:37 PM »
yeah i know that but they didnt have those actual dolphins with the goggles on them!!!
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 04:08:26 PM »
What channels most popular on Lylat?

Fox
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 04:10:52 PM »
What does Ganondorf say to Nabooru so that she smiles for oil portraits
Keese.

Non Nintendo Joke

Rene Decartes walks in to a bar
he orders a gin and tonic and drinks it up
the bartender asks if he'll have another
He says "I think Not"
and disappears.
« Last Edit: March 27, 2008, 04:20:09 PM by ThePerm »
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 05:32:01 PM »
Quote from: ThePerm on March 27, 2008, 04:10:52 PM
Rene Decartes walks in to a bar
he orders a gin and tonic and drinks it up
the bartender asks if he'll have another
He says "I think Not"
and disappears.

That was retarded and funny at the same time.  Congrats.
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 05:45:22 PM »
i dont get it :(
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 05:49:38 PM »
What Nintendo fansite is Your Global standard for a non-stop Golden Stream of Nintendo information?

www.UR-N-WORLD.com

(i haven't made the site yet, so don't steal it)
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 01:10:17 AM »
Quote from: EasyCure on March 27, 2008, 05:45:22 PM
i dont get it :(

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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 09:44:51 AM »
oic.. lame
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2008, 01:41:15 PM »
Quote from: NinGurl 69 *huggles on March 27, 2008, 05:49:38 PM
What Nintendo fansite is Your Global standard for a non-stop Golden Stream of Nintendo information?

www.UR-N-WORLD.com

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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM »
"Genesis does, what Nintendo-Don't"



Sorry I had to post that to keep the thread alive.
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 03:25:10 PM »
Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendon't"

Fixed.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 04:37:18 PM »
Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendo-Don't"



Sorry I had to post that to keep the thread alive.

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 05:35:27 PM »
Quote from: animecyberrat on April 01, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
"Genesis does, what Nintendon't"


What's that? Suck ass?
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Re: Insert bad Nintendo pun here
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 05:47:06 PM »
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 05:52:55 PM by animecyberrat »
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 02:25:45 PM »
Why shouldn't you shower around a pokemon?

He might pikachu...
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 02:42:08 PM »
That was the best one yet.
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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 04:54:32 PM »
I cant take credit. a friend from work had it text to her by her boyfriend
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.
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