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Well, now that I've been shown the stat sheet, there's only one thing to do. Climb that leaderboard like there's no tomorrow. Let's face it. Someone is going to try it so it might as well be me. Someone we all trust and love.  8) Yet, even with that on my side, some people still be hestitant to help out. Maybe they see this as an opportunity for forum glory as well. So, I can understand if you need a bit more convincing. The reason you should help me out is because of upstarts. You know, some new forum member shows up and sees the stats and feels the only way he can consider himself adequate is to start grabbing all the stats he can.

Well, I swear that I will do so a such a thorough job of putting a stranglehold on the stats that anyone who logs on and thinks of challenging them will be immediately disheartened by the incredible lengths they would have to go just to catch up to a fraction of one of my stats. (That shows how far ahead I'm thinking in this plan. I know my stats will be that huge.) And as a fellow NWR resident, I know how much we enjoy sticking it to the new users. So, this plan of mine perfectly meshes with all our other goals.

So, at this point, I can tell that you want to sign up for this right now. But wait, there's more. If you join in my quest64, I'll let you put "I'm a Khushrenada World Revolutionary Foot Soldier*" in your signiture.^ (Copyright pending). Yes, now everyone on the forums can see just how much you are doing to make them a better place for everyone. Since they will be in such high demand, I'm sure many people will want to compliment you on them and thus make you the center of attention you've always craved to be but been too slow to figure out how. Friends helping friends. It's what the KWR is all about.

Of course, now that I've discussed the glamour, it's time to talk about the dirty work. What can you do to aid in this worthy cause? Well, I think the first couple stats I want to go after are topics created and post count. Now this is good since they tie into one another. The more topics I create, the more posts I make also. And with the forums wiped clean, there's a whole new world of topics to be created and, wait for it, RE-CREATED. That's right. I'm going to start recreating all the topics that we once had to continue the discusiions from where they left off. Unfortunately, I didn't start many topics in the first place. That's where you the foot soldier comes in. If you created a topic or remember a topic created from the past, send it to me in a PM and I will start that thread again. Not so hard is it. This is going to be great. I just feel it.

So, just sign up below (Not all at once now, heh heh) and start letting me now what needs to be brought back. Even if you think of a new topic, tell me about and I will start the thread for you. And don't worry about your post count either. Just because I start the thread doesn't mean I'm going to steal your thought. You can still post anything else you want to add to the topic in my, I mean, our thread.

Footnotes:
*somewhere in the back of the battalion maybe scrubbing some pots or mending the clothes of some real soldiers. You know, the stuff the give the guys unfit for duty until they want to attack the enemy and then put them in the frontlines so they can take the bullets for the more trained soldiers.

^With a payment of $7.50 to Khushrenada.
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Great work my fellow comrades. We have already achieved success. As you can see by topic starters, Khushrenada is now #1. It is only a matter of time until the rest of the stats bow before me their rightful master.

Proof:



Of course, just achieveing the number one spot is not enough. Now we must make sure I hold onto it. So keep sending me your ideas and I will keep creating your threads. We're in this together.
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Hey, I understand. That's definitley a big thing to be apart of. Obviously, if it weren't for that, you'd have joined up with the KWR. So, I'll just put you down for honorary status.
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It is only a matter of time until the rest of the stats bow before me their rightful master.

I have more posts than you. Thread over.

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I thought you left.
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I thought you left.

I came back to shake up the place

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Always the anarchist.
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I offer you my services and one-up everyone in this thread.

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I offer you my services and one-up everyone in this thread.


Awesome. I can now afford a 12 inch Real Deal Quizno's sub. Who else will join so that I may upsize to a Premium Sandwich with a combo?


Also, if you could send me some ideas for threads, that would be great.


Oh and what's up with the latest forum member to join? You can clearly see the name is Khush. So, clearly, my enemies are quickly trying to plan some dimwitted counter attack to discredit. I believe it may be thatguy. I have it from a trusted source that he is trying to get me banned.
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