Author Topic: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls (Read 7243 times)

S-U-P-E-R · « **on:** February 10, 2008, 06:03:09 AM »

You guys suck at this so here's the cliffs notes

- If the thread is about Nintendo, post about how said product is for babies
- If the thread is about Microsoft, be sure to comment about the red ring / failure rate
- if the thread is about Sony, it's already pre-trolled. No need to post
- if the thread is about PC gaming, be sure to mention how it's dead / being abandoned in droves

If the thread is long, don't read it and post about how you didn't read it. ! WARNING ! It may be a copypasted fakepost, so skim a couple sentences for potential irony

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2008, 06:47:04 AM »

More like laos-z guide AMIRITE?

360 is going to fail this year because it has no games coming out.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2008, 07:33:50 AM »

tl;dr

Crimm · « **Reply #3 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:04:24 AM »

I'm going to go do this for every thread on the site.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #4 on:** February 10, 2008, 09:02:07 AM »

Quote
Originally posted by: ShyGuy
More like laos-z guide AMIRITE?

360 is going to fail this year because it has no games coming out.

enjoy your baby system

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:57:10 AM »

Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make

PROTIP:
Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.

NWR_Karl · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2008, 11:00:59 AM »

Why you comin' home,
At five in the morning?
Something's going' on,
Can I smell yo dick?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2008, 12:42:34 PM »

Quote from: S-U-P-E-R on February 18, 2008, 10:57:10 AM

Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make

PROTIP:
Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.

It is truly an art.

Svevan · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2008, 01:18:44 PM »

Which is why I can conclusively now reveal to everyone that SUPER and Pro666 have the same IP address.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

UncleBob · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2008, 04:13:32 PM »

Quote from: S-U-P-E-R on February 18, 2008, 10:57:10 AM

PROTIP:
Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.

I agree... http://nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=21996.msg360754#msg360754

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2008, 09:31:38 PM »

Quote from: S-U-P-E-R on February 18, 2008, 10:57:10 AM

Look alive, guys. You're being tested with every other post I make

PROTIP:
Truly, the fakepost may be the greatest form of trolling around. By posting something completely absurd, but making it look believable in context, is a giant zing at the expense of virtually everybody on the forum that enabled and/or believed the post. The poster (me) reaps a rich harvest of LOLs with every gruesome, ironic statement that passes for plausible.

but doesn't the absurdity negate it's plausibility?

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2008, 09:53:01 PM »

It SHOULD, but it DOESN'T. Therein lies the comedy.

To post: perchance to pwn: ay, there's the nub.

Crimm · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2008, 10:01:49 PM »

How do I use this:

and this:

to troll?

Khushrenada · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2008, 10:07:45 AM »

So, Ty, how am I doing? Anymore tips?

I even got a pm from a mod. It reads:

"When a moderator or admin tells you to shut up, you better shut up. So take my advice and SHUT UP."

Surely that gives me some troll cred.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2008, 12:29:14 PM »

It does, especially if that was azurenightmare

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2008, 01:23:18 PM »

hauhauahuuahuhauhauhAUAUHAUHAUHUAUHHUAahuahuahuauha red ring do u geddit

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:13:11 PM »

hahahahahluahfahhahhaha wait waht explain

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:14:57 PM »

CURRY

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2008, 02:16:35 PM »

red ring = plate is ring-shaped = i like eating curry = i like eating curry on a PLATE = red ring

thank s ferny helped tons

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Author Topic: e-z trolling guide for first time internet trolls (Read 7243 times)