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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Flash games that I'm betting you can't beat.
« on: December 30, 2007, 07:39:36 AM »
Can any of you beat this game? I am stuck on the 3rd level.

Impossible(?) Mario Clone


I know that there was a thread for these flash games, but I couldn't find it.
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2007, 08:34:00 AM »
OH MY DAYS! That's so frustrating

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2007, 08:45:34 AM »
Here is a video of the first level, but don't watch it until you've become too frustrated to beat it

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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2007, 10:05:19 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2007, 10:19:27 AM »
edit: I beat level 3!!!

Edit2:is it even posible to kill that duck man thing at the end of 4?
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RE: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2007, 04:33:53 PM »
Beat the game with my bro he did most of the work though.  Ended with -291 lives XD~!

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2007, 04:47:23 PM »
is it me or is that the type of games they have in hell?
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RE: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2007, 06:10:36 PM »
The first time was -289.  The second was -19 with about ten stupid deaths from me not paying attention.

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RE: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2007, 05:51:02 AM »
Personally I think some of the tricks are hilarious. But I wish I could jump that damn flag, I seem to be having a hard time with that.
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RE: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2007, 07:03:13 AM »
lol, yeah its funny to me now. Lol, before i was just frustrated, then i just broke out laughing, thinking about how much it really screws with your learned responses. Like the spike on the third post in the second level.
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 01:27:54 PM »
I know that there was a thread for these flash games, but I couldn't find it.

I still can't find it, so I'm just gonna put this here

QWOP: http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 01:32:44 PM »
1.3 meters so far for me, I actually managed to get -0.8 meters one time and flipped upside down on his head. LOL
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 01:44:32 PM »
I can't figure out the calves thighs controls, but I've I've also done a -2.1 meter race too LOL


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He was doing a slow motion run for a second, then it went horribly wrong.


suggestion: start with W&O at the same time and then switch to Q&P, you gotta work out the timing on your own though.
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 05:41:36 PM »
I went 100m in this game once, but I didn't do it properly. I just writhed around on the floor for like 20mins.

This is as far as I'm willing to go using my method now though, this alone took 2 mins.



Also is impossible to finish that japanese game? I got to the end within 5 lives then kept getting killed by the one that dropped from the sky and didn't know how to move the guy.
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 12:23:53 PM »
LMFAO i went forward 3.5 metres and somehow wounded back at 1.9..
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2011, 12:49:58 PM »
There's a Wii version of Syobon Action by the way. http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Syobon_Action_Wii
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2011, 01:13:59 PM »
LMFAO i went forward 3.5 metres and somehow wounded back at 1.9..

I managed to get control of the legs for about 10 seconds last nite and made it to 10.5 meters.
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2011, 01:22:37 PM »
I remember going to a science museum when I was 7 where they had a similar game, except it controlled a physical system, and you had to attempt to pedal a bicycle. It was easier than this though, because you didn't have to worry about falling over... in reality, we use a lot more than just our legs to keep balance, which is part of what makes this game so hard.
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Re: The EVIL Mario Clone glame
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 11:49:09 AM »
Here is another game from the maker of QWOP

It's called GIRP
http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html

I'ts a little easier to control, but now it's like twister for your fingers on your keyboard.