Author Topic: What is ThePerm? (Read 73043 times)

ThePerm · « **Reply #150 on:** April 03, 2009, 01:50:17 AM »

mop it up
I like girls with a pixie cut, and i loved Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta. However if your going to be bald you better have sexy eyebrows.

Spinzilla
thats simple load your men in Yakutsk, Mongolia, Siberia, and Ural. slowly attack neighbouring territories and at the end of the turn fortify the adjacent territory you attacked from. Don't forget to collect your card. Constantly build up your territory and make an alliance with whoever took over Australia. Allow them to attack from Siam to India to the middle east. When they reach the point when they are about to take over africa, than attack from Ural to Ukraine. Likely your ally will turn on you from Ukraine. What they don't realize is they are probably still weak in Siam. Turn in your cards and take over Australia. After this take over Japan and Alaska. Likely the next person youll be dealing with has South America and a good foothold in North America. They have likely mostly obliterated the original holder of North America. Take out that person and take their cards. They will likely have more than enough cards for you to take over the rest of the world before escalation. Now its up to you to figure out how to conquer the rest of the world.

Stratos · « **Reply #151 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:17:34 AM »

Perm, you made me want to play Risk for the first time in years. Last time someone got so mad that they threw the dice.

Do you prefer classic Risk, Castle Risk or Risk 2210 AD with the nukes home rule?

ThePerm · « **Reply #152 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:30:50 AM »

Stratos
I love Risk! My brother in a drunken rage punched me in the face once because we were arguing over the rules in Risk 2210 AD. I was right of course and he apologized the next day. I played on a castle risk board, but not castle risk rules. We attempted to play lord of the rings risk but it was frustrating because the font is hard to read. Between my brother and I we have like 7 or so different risk versions. When I was in college my room mates and I played pretty much nightly for a couple weeks on and off for a semester. We have the new Risk, but have yet to play it.

Kashogi Y Stogi
God is Black and is a women, her name is Oprah
Jesus probably looked like anywhere from this guy
http://www.heyokamagazine.com/AghoriSadhuVaranasi.jpg
to this one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HolyBusinessman.jpg
Santa Clause is from Myra, Turkey...no really
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nick

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #153 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:39:17 AM »

The Perm,

Scientist have recently (in the west) used stem cells to enlarge womens breast naturally(real fake breast lol) & lower stomach fat in the process.
Do you think this is a procedure that can be replicated to enlargening a womans ass too? (i think the Japanese have been doing both of these for years)

p.s. When do you think they will do something similar for men only involving the penis?

ThePerm · « **Reply #154 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:44:06 AM »

its hard to say, i can't imagine that sort of thing lasting long naturally. The procedure would have to be done over and over again because the women's body would change based on her predisposition genetically for small ass. On the other hand its hard to say what displaced ass cells will do,

as far as the penis goes, I'm quite satisfied with my own penis size and don't think of such things. Then again by logic the same thing might happen, but its once again hard to say what dick cells will do over time.

oh and back to the virus, i remember now, i tried to download Religulous, and thats when i got virtumonde

EasyCure · « **Reply #155 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:45:27 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 02:44:06 AM

its hard to say, i can't imagine that sort of thing lasting long naturally. The procedure would have to be done over and over again because the women's body would change based on her predisposition genetically for small ass. On the other hand its hard to say what displaced ass cells will do,

as far as the penis goes, I'm quite satisfied with my own penis size and don't think of such things. Then again by logic the same thing might happen, but its once again hard to say what dick cells will do over time.

oh and back to the virus, i remember now, i tried to download Religulous, and thats when i got virtumonde

that made me LOL for about 5 mins

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #156 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:46:50 AM »

If you were a hot dog and you were starving would you eat yourself?

Stogi · « **Reply #157 on:** April 03, 2009, 09:53:48 AM »

Perm,

is shaving your balls important?

~Ky

bustin98 · « **Reply #158 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:23:19 AM »

Every man should shave his balls at least once in his life.

EasyCure · « **Reply #159 on:** April 03, 2009, 01:44:43 PM »

Quote

Proportionaly, it makes everything look.. grander

Stogi · « **Reply #160 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:11:11 PM »

Perm,

Why do people like pudding pops?

~KyS

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #161 on:** April 03, 2009, 03:22:01 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on April 03, 2009, 03:11:11 PM

Perm,

Why do people like pudding pops?

~KyS

That's in the wrong thread, it should be in Ask TYP's Bill Cosby Impression.

ThePerm · « **Reply #162 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:12:14 PM »

insanolord
If i were a delicious hotdog and hungyry i would commit harakari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi-5vKqWc_I
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

KYS
on pudding pops
Why wouldn't people like Pudding Pops? People like pudding, and they like fruity and chocolaty stuff when its frozen.

on shaving balls
You should at least try it once, although in some people's cases according to my brother it may be an unrealized lifelong decision.
As the mad ball itching which occurs upon regrowth cessates upon reshaving. GOD I have no idea how I got into that conversation with my brother.

Stogi · « **Reply #163 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:15:26 PM »

Aren't pudding pops just another step towards the infamous "**** on a stick"?

Baby powder, my friend; it's not just for babies.

Stratos · « **Reply #164 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:20:37 PM »

Quote from: bustin98 on April 03, 2009, 11:23:19 AM

Every man should shave his balls at least once in his life.

This is madness!

Stogi · « **Reply #165 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:23:19 PM »

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

vudu · « **Reply #166 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:29:12 PM »

King Leonidas so does not shave his balls.

Stratos · « **Reply #167 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:31:21 PM »

That's because he and I are real men and don't shave our prized possessions.

Stogi · « **Reply #168 on:** April 03, 2009, 04:46:32 PM »

Quote from: vudu on April 03, 2009, 04:29:12 PM

King Leonidas so does not shave his balls.

Well sure, I just thought it fit.

Girls like them shits as smooth as eggs

ThePerm · « **Reply #169 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:12:46 PM »

a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.

bustin98 · « **Reply #170 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:14:25 PM »

Since I'm sure that no one has looked up King Leonidas' loose fitting shorts, who's to say if he shaves his sack or not? It could be one of those rites of passage things.

'Leonidas, your wit is sharp, your muscles tone, and your balls reflect the sun in a majestic manner. We are humbled to call you King.' ~ sooth sayers

Stogi · « **Reply #171 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:59:16 PM »

Quote from: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 05:12:46 PM

a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.

I'm just saying, if you've never had the pleasure of being pleasured in that manner, then you can't hate on me when I groom myself in order to make it more appropriate and more enticing.

"Excuse me miss, but do ya suck balls?"

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #172 on:** April 03, 2009, 06:07:18 PM »

So, knitting a sweater for a Xmas gift?

Mop it up · « **Reply #173 on:** April 03, 2009, 06:18:10 PM »

ThePerm: Do you think it is strange that the recent posts in this topic have caused me to feel uncomfortable?

ThePerm · « **Reply #174 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Kashogi Y. Stogi on April 03, 2009, 05:59:16 PM

Quote from: ThePerm on April 03, 2009, 05:12:46 PM
a man makes a girl want to deal with it, im pretty sure Leonidas's wife would never ask him to shave his balls.

I'm just saying, if you've never had the pleasure of being pleasured in that manner, then you can't hate on me when I groom myself in order to make it more appropriate and more enticing.

"Excuse me miss, but do ya suck balls?"

true true, but you missing my point. Its easy for the average joe to shave their stuff for the ladies. I know the last girl who took care of me didn't like body hair anyway, but she still took care of me. Now if I was smart I would have shaved ahead of time and i might have gotten it all the time instead of a once over. It would have been a better experience for her. On the other hand if your king Leonidas, your king Leonidas. Now he's a real man. Some girls like the rugged burly type and will do anything for them, but some girls won't. I had a girl once that loved my body hair, so in contrast to the girl who didn't. Its hard to know what they want when they're not all the same. Its really hard to say whether Leonidas shaves his southern regions. He has a completely hairless waxed chest, but he has a fucking ridiculous beard. Its a weird sort of balance.

on another note I took a class on the history of 19th Century French Paintings
heres is a painting by Jacques-Louis David done around 1814
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jacques-Louis_David_004.jpg
and a greek statue of a warrior hero made around 5th century B.C.E.
http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/Images/109images/greek_archaic_classical/sculpture/riace_warrior.jpg

mop it up
i had to severely edit my post to make it inuenduous rather than explicit.

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