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Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« on: September 18, 2007, 02:13:53 PM »
Mysterious meteorite causes hundreds to fall ill in Peru

Alien Invasion? Space Plague? Zombies soon to walk among us?

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 02:16:19 PM »
Get out the shotguns, canned rations, and survival fatigues. This is a Peruvian government conspiracy!
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 02:24:04 PM »
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 03:34:51 AM »
Did anyone else think of Joe Dirt?

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 08:40:58 AM »
My bet is on a nuclear powered satellite...then again it might just be the Peruvian Japanese President trying to kill all Peruvians so that Japan then has a second nation...IN AMERICA...and then they proceed to conquer my southern neighbours, hooray.  

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 03:09:50 PM »
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 03:20:13 PM »
See, what you do is announce this type of story.  Then, after a few days, Mantidor posts that something weird is going on in South America, or at least whatever country it was that he was from.  Then, a day or so later, he posts that he saw a dead relative or something.  After a while, he posts again saying something weird is going on, then describes that people around just rotting, and he's thinking about getting away for a while, saying that he'll post back in a few days.

Skipping a few details, basically, the whole forum acts like everyone is under attack from a Zombie-space virus.  Yeah.

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 04:07:32 PM »
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So, what is the local seed guardian going to end up being?
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 04:20:19 PM »
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RE:Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2007, 06:01:17 PM »
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See, what you do is announce this type of story.  Then, after a few days, Mantidor posts that something weird is going on in South America, or at least whatever country it was that he was from.  Then, a day or so later, he posts that he saw a dead relative or something.  After a while, he posts again saying something weird is going on, then describes that people around just rotting, and he's thinking about getting away for a while, saying that he'll post back in a few days.

Skipping a few details, basically, the whole forum acts like everyone is under attack from a Zombie-space virus.  Yeah.


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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 06:07:39 PM »
Foiled!  Who here is from South America, then?  Isn't someone?

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 07:06:43 PM »
Is it Caliban? Is he behind this?

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 07:33:19 PM »
Athrun Zala is from U.R.Gay. (uruguay)
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RE:Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 05:54:41 AM »
i can lie and say i was visiting (step)family down in peru but whats the point now that everyone knows its a lie?
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 08:59:54 AM »
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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 10:20:15 AM »
Mantidor is from Colombia, Athrun Zala is from Uruguay...I think that's about it on South-American forumers.

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RE: Spooky headlines: The first few minutes of an X-files episode?
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 01:19:20 PM »
colombia and peru are neighbors, so... not me =3
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