Author Topic: The Can't Be Derailed Thread (Read 122633 times)

Quote from: Maxi on May 29, 2008, 08:24:16 PM
Brilliant Deduction Watson

The correct insult is: "No ****, Sherlock."

To which the offender is obligated to reply: "Keep digging Watson."

Hardy har har ****ing har.

har

I know that is the correct response. I just want to try something a bit different and a little funny.

EasyCure · « **Reply #132 on:** May 30, 2008, 03:24:28 PM »

Quote from: animecyberrat on May 29, 2008, 05:05:08 PM

those people shouldn't be in the service job I know that, one reason why I don't apply for waiter jobs some times it isn't the guy is a jerk sometimes it is they just aren't out going enough.

Look if you have never worked a **** minimum wage job just to scrape buy then your opinion doesn't matter, if mine doesn't matter cuz I can't afford to go out.

Hot Topic inc; Sales Associate: $5.15/h
Hot Topic Inc; Pt. Ast. manager: $8.40/h

i busted my ass at that sh*tty retail job to work my way up from a seasonal associate to a part time assistant manager and i went from min. wage (in NYS in '04) to a dollar over what minimum wage was in '05.

Nintendo World Store paid me 12/h which was an awesome jump, too bad that was only seasonal for wii's launch. After that a held a few other jobs that paid 10/h and now i'm at one thats got me pulling 14/h (plus time and a half for overtime.. which i do overtime every week) so i'm OK financially now, but i wish i was doing better. Gas sucks and having to fill up every week is really killing me. I'm making enough to put stuff into my savings though so its good... now if only i could leave this job and find something i LIKE doing.. sigh

animecyberrat · « **Reply #133 on:** May 30, 2008, 05:13:20 PM »

can't you drive a cab, I hear they make pretty good money.

EasyCure · « **Reply #134 on:** May 31, 2008, 01:55:05 PM »

i dont smell bad enough for that. plus i speak english

animecyberrat · « **Reply #135 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:22:12 PM »

learn to speak in an English accent and pretend you are from the UK. Plus stop bathing that should help.

EasyCure · « **Reply #136 on:** May 31, 2008, 05:18:39 PM »

but i like bathing, it gets hot out and i need to cool off

animecyberrat · « **Reply #137 on:** May 31, 2008, 06:08:45 PM »

they have air conditioning in cabs do they not?

EasyCure · « **Reply #138 on:** June 01, 2008, 12:29:35 PM »

never been in a cab with one... cheap bastards

nickmitch · « **Reply #139 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:24:25 PM »

Stop complaining and crack open a window.

EasyCure · « **Reply #140 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:39:00 PM »

they don't let you

wait, i will stop complaining since i dont take cabs. i have my own car now, so HA (not sure who that HA is directed to)

nickmitch · « **Reply #141 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:44:20 PM »

Those cab drivers who won't let you open the window?

EasyCure · « **Reply #142 on:** June 01, 2008, 10:50:09 PM »

not more than a crack. or its open i crack already and disabled for passangers.

animecyberrat · « **Reply #143 on:** June 02, 2008, 04:58:28 AM »

I killed a bug once, it was therapeutic.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #144 on:** June 02, 2008, 05:01:38 AM »

I ate a banana once. It was really big.

EasyCure · « **Reply #145 on:** June 02, 2008, 11:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Smoke39 on June 02, 2008, 05:01:38 AM

I ate a banana once. It was really big.

sure it was a banana and not something else you ate in your dream?

Smoke39 · « **Reply #146 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:19:30 PM »

Funny you should say that; I had a dream today that was very close to what I think you're implying.

But no, it really was a banana I was refering to before. I even took a picture of it because big, phallic produce is always good for a laugh, rite?

Maverick · « **Reply #147 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:25:41 PM »

Quote from: Smoke39 on June 02, 2008, 09:19:30 PM

Funny you should say that; I had a dream today that was very close to what I think you're implying.

The Faphouse is ~~not~~ the place to divulge your homo-erotic fantasies.

Smoke39 · « **Reply #148 on:** June 02, 2008, 09:29:59 PM »

I did no such thing. EasyCure's the one who brought it up. o:<

EasyCure · « **Reply #149 on:** June 02, 2008, 10:59:17 PM »

so i went to this ok italian restaraunt today.

i asked for chicken alfredo and they brought it out, it was just plain fettecini (sp?) alfredo. I asked the guy i ordered it with chicken so he takes the plate away and i expect to get it back with chicken, instead i got a whole new plate... and it was actually smaller than what was originally brought out to me.

oh and he took my fork when he took the plate th e first time, so i had to wait for him to come back again with a fork. it was a good meal. it was just me and my gf again so we're talking, and one of the bus boys comes and asks if i'm done and want my food wrapped up. his english wasn't so good i guess because i said 'no no its ok, i think i can finish up' and he grabs the plate and says 'so wrap it to go?' in his spanish accent and i say '.....................ok sure, i'll take it to go'

10 mins later i ask for the check and never got my food back. i don't think i'm going back there

oh and teee heee that banana looks funny

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