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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
Smash Bros Melee had the same kind of darker texturing, just not on Peach specifically.
Also Peach's toad shield just underlines that she is a tyrannical overlord ruling the Mushroom Kingdom with an iron fist. The human invader who subdued the inferior mushroom race and uses them to depose the rightful KING! Bowser is an actual king, Peach is just a princess which means she should not be a ruler!
The ongoing segregations against coloured mushrooms (gumbas) shall not continue, pushing the gumbas into ghettos and having Comerade Mario, the state executioner, exterminate them is UNACCEPTABLE! The UN has already demanded an embargo against Mushroom Kingdom until the rightful rule of King Bowser is reestablished!
Awesome.
Bowser needs to get the same PR agent that cleaned up the Wicked Witch of the West's image and get a book deal that tells the TRUE story of the struggles of the mushroom kingdom.
I'LL WRITE BOSWER'S TRUE STORY!
The story goes like this: Despise his reign as evil king of the koopas he was a lot like the other citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. He had a father and a mother. The twist is that his parents were normal, run of the mill koopas. They were leading a very happy life...or so it seems. Bowser's mother was not happy with her middle class stability. She wanted the enthusiasm that ruled her younger days back. One day, she meets a charismatic happy fruit salesman that made promises of never ending joy if you ate his fruit. She became hooked, obsessed even, on the fruit and created a forbidden love between her and the salesman. One day, she laid an egg, an egg she claim was born out of the love between her and her husband but everyone in the village knew the story behind it.
One day, the egg began to hatch. A lot of koopas watched in awe as another life was brought into existence. But as the egg cracked and parts of the young one's appear smiles turned into shocked and disgusted looks. When the egg finally cracked the koopas began to feel sick. The baby was not like the other koopa children. He had hellish red eyes with long hair to match. His shell was filled with spikes and his hands were adorned with sharp claws. As he began his first cry to the world his shark like teeth were shown for the first time. The koopas began to talk as a monster was born that day. They didn't understand how such a hideous child was born to a normal couple. But his mother knew why. It was the happy fruit. She ate too much of them while the egg was being made. As if the first impression wasn't enough as he cried he let fire out of his mouth, burning down the humble little house he was hatched in.
It finally dawned on his father that this child was not his own. Feeling the cold pain of betrayal deep in his heart he left his "loving wife", never to appear in their life ever again. The villagers gave him a most cruel yet appropriate name; Bowser.
As expected his childhood was not a happy life. He grew envying the other koopas who had a complete happy family. They downright shunned him due to his deformed appearance. They were extremely cruel towards him, calling him names like "mutant freak", "monster" and even "firestarter" as they constantly remind him of how he burned down his house upon birth. But despise this he grew tolerant of said comments and tried to have a normal life.
As a teen koopa he met a wondrous beauty by the name of Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. At first she was disgusted by the hellish appearance of the koopa (which became worse as he grew into adulthood). But as she spends time with him she learns that deep within the monster appearance lies a wonderful man. But her family downright forbid it. She was a Princess, she has a reputation and legacy to uphold. She had no power over the influence of her family so she had to leave Bowser behind. This drove Bowser insane with anger. For the first time in his life he felt cursed by his appearance. But during this moment of madness he realized that he had a great power with him, a strength that could turn him into the ultimate ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. With his powerful presence he relied an army filled with misfits and outcasts with promises that a fairer life was waiting for them.
And this is where Super Mario Bros. begins. He kidnaps Princess Peach hoping that she would be his queen. But she grew to fear Bowser as he finally turned into what people called him growing up; a monster. He then battles Mario, a human from another dimension who is sent to rescue Peach while he battles with his own intentions.
Will Mario defeat Bowser? Will true love surface once more? Will Bowser find his meaning in life?
I can see this selling a million copies, and even turning it into a smash Broadway!
It's brilliant, I tell you, BRILLIANT!!!!!
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