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Offline Infernal Monkey

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RE: Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2007, 07:25:22 PM »
Hahaha, first screens have been released of Imagine Happy Cooking. IS THAT A YOUNGER COOKING MAMA?



Even the graphics look the same!
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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2007, 08:31:36 PM »
Oh my, I'll never understand these cooking games...
Just fyi, the first pic says "take the knife and chop!" et the second "Then, add the onions".
Wow, exciting...not!
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RE: Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2007, 05:08:26 AM »
A cooking game would irritate me like a cooking show.  Let's prepare food that you can't eat! YEAH!  I consider the preparing of food to be the big pain in the ass work before the enjoyable experience of eating.  It also seems like an experience that most people that are interested in it would probably rather do in real life where they, again, can eat the food they make.  I like cycling but a cycling videogame (unless it was like extreme fantasy space cycling or something) wouldn't provide me the part of the experience I enjoy.  And if it isn't raining I can just get on my bike and go.  Like cooking it isn't some obscure expensive hobby that you can't do all the time.  Something like videogame skiing or bowling makes sense because the real activities aren't something you can do out of your home any old time.
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2007, 06:12:39 AM »
Dude, Iron Chef... so great as a show, now if only it were a Wii game done well...

Oh, and with regards to Happy Cooking...

Asian? French? Is this a friend of Mama's from Vietnam?
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RE: Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2007, 01:27:08 PM »
My favorite part of Cooking Mama was learning how to 'cook' a cup of instant noodles.
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2007, 07:06:18 AM »
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and the winner for most sexist game of the year? nay-the decade? UBI SOFT!


I shocked no one bought up this thread,
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2007, 07:15:45 AM »
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and the winner for most sexist game of the year? nay-the decade? UBI SOFT!


I shocked no one bought up this thread,


That game still creeps me out...
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« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2007, 09:14:23 AM »
That thread really creeps me out...
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RE:Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2007, 06:00:14 PM »
Yeah. That thread is like NWR's dirty little secret. We keeping thinking it's been buried and forgotten and then someone digs it up again.

Poor Shawnster. I wonder what he's up to now?
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2007, 01:16:20 AM »
They might as well make a sex sim on the DS and Wii.
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« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2007, 02:38:43 PM »
Ubisoft has some new boxart for their Imagine series.

Only Babyz is spelled with a Z.
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RE: Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2007, 03:00:01 PM »
Lol Babyz.
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RE:Ubi Soft teaches girls how to be women.
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2007, 06:33:09 PM »
It's weird how the box art is sort of giving the illusion that they're fancy pants serious business LEARNING O-RAMA TOOLS. But then you look at the screenshots for all of them and Ubisoft's simply scrapped up some failed obscure Japanese mini-game collections with UNICORNS and DANCING EGGS. IN THE BABYZ'..IES..? WHAT? IN THE FACE.

Wait no they don't have that. Babyz does have the ability to dress your baby..z up as a cowboy and play some DDR though.
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