So I guess I'll go first (bastards):
As you may know (or not), I am familiar with some illegal varieties of herbal supplementation. Well it just so happens that this story involves such herbal remedies.
IF YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS THEN SKIP THIS POST.
We're out driving around in the country one night, giving my friends new bowl (dubbed Bojangles) a good christening. A couple bowls go by on the 3-man, and it's now my turn to pack it up. I started to pack the bowl, but first looked up to see if any cops were around. I saw a old truck coming the opposite way, so I thought to myself "straight", and I continued to pack it full.
My friends were in the front, talking about some sh!t. I wasn't paying them any attention; however, I was still looking at that truck. That's when something f*cked up happened. About 2 seconds before we passed the truck, something jumped out it's driver window.
"It's a ****ing snake!" I yell. My friend, the driver, immediately flips out. He hits the brakes after a couple of seconds, and pulls over. Then he started to freak out.
"Holy ****! Holy ****! What the f*ck was that?!" He was breathing all hard, almost like he was panting. My other friend and I agreed it looked like a big-ass snake. We turned around and pulled over where it was lying on the ground. I got out and ran towards it to get a better look at it. As soon as I recognized it, I started laughing my ass off, and ran back to the car.
"Hahaha, it's just a belt, hahaha." My other friend started telling me what my driver friend had said while I was investigating.
"He was saying how he saw the snake's eye, hahaha, and how it resembled death hahaha" My driver friend replied "I could of swore I saw it's eye, man. It was crazy....Then right after, I thought a thousand snakes were at my feet, attacking me man. It was f*cked up!" My other friend and I looked at each other, paused, then busted out laughing then continued to make fun of him.
A minute later, I sparked up the loaded bowl and the cruise continued. As we were driving, out of nowhere this rabbit crossed the road, and I'm pretty sure we hit it. Still, nobody said anything for a while. Five minutes later I blurted out from the backseat, "Did we just hit a rabbit?" My driver friend exclaimed "Dude, I thought it was only me who saw that! I thought you guys would make fun of me if I said something!" We start to crack up all over again
Good times.
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